Wade Garrett

That is a very good point.

Trouble is, Hammond couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo, his shooting is worse than his passing and his runs. I've seen Harding play crap a number of times. But I suppose we all have different opinions.

Yes, but sacking him early into the season would be the worst executive decision. You either sack him and give a new manager the whole pre-season to prepare, or you stick with him. Personally, I don't think we have any choice but to stick with him.

Play him in his normal left-back spot. He won't be any worse than Harding.

I've been slagged off in the past for saying that Hammond and Harding were crap, but they didn't prove me wrong today. Harding should be behind both Dickson and Mills for the left-back spot. Barnard kept making the wrong runs in the box. Lallana livened things up, but it was a very lacklustre performance on a par with displays like Wycombe away last season. We definitely need to sign another centre-midfielder, and if we can't sign a forward, then we should play Lallana in a free role between the midfield and Lambert. Thought Butterfield did well.

GM, thanks for telling me it was £75 a head. I marvel at your wealth. Good post though. But, to be fair, Butterfield wouldn't come near us if we were still up sh*t creek under Wilde and Lowe.

Forecast is crap. Sorry to disappoint you.

If all the Dutch have got to moan about is a corner that they should have got, then the Webb hysteria really is an over-reaction by a load of cry-babies in clogs. I f*cking hate those Dutch c*nts.

The Dutch were an absolute disgrace to the game of football last night. The Swiss beat Spain by playing a bit of football, it is a sad indictment on that tosser of a Dutch coach, and his dirty son-in-law (Van Bommel) that they had to resort to the ugliest type of football, when they've actually got decent players who can play the game. If I was Blatter I'd be slagging them off to all and sundry, and banning them from the next World Cup. They reduced the biggest match on the planet to a Sunday morning pub kickabout. Dirk Kuyt is a knob as well to come out and blame Webb for their defeat. Have a look in the mirror you clogger.

I'd rather sign Mike Tyson. Other teams would sh*t themselves if he was snarling at them, and showing off his fearsome tattoos.

F*ck off you bullsh*tting c*nt.

Well there goes Bournemouth's chances of a takeover gone. Mark Jackson, what a k*nt.

Maybe leaving his present job, for the insecurity of a full-time football job was not a risk he was willing to take. He is a top coach though, and will be a real loss to the club if he has completely severed his ties.

I don't think custom fitting is going to stop your slice. You're hitting across the ball, and this could be for a multitude of reasons - set-up, grip, posture, hitting over the top, swinging too quickly..... The only way to sort it out is to get the fundamentals right. Go and see a different pro, and start again from scratch. Once you've cracked that your enjoyment from the game will increase tenfold.

The point is, for me, is that the police aren't interested in pursuing this sort of crime. It is zero tolerance on this sort of crime, at an early age, that stops youngsters growing up to be criminals with no respect for the law. I have first hand experience of this. It is a recurring problem where I live and the police couldn't be less interested. Too much work for them.

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I wish the police were as interested when it comes to the w@nkers who run up my road booting wing mirrors and cars on a regular basis.

Might make other idiots think again before starting trouble at games, particularly the youth element. They behaved like idiots, but these sentences do seem harsh when you read about rapists or paedo's who escape jail sentences (i personally know a convicted rapist who escaped jail).

You're not exactly Jimmy Hill are you. My missus makes more sense talking football than you.

Same old b*ll*cks coming from you.

Slight sense of humour failure I fear.

Not many people were moaning about Heskey when we cruised through the qualifying group. People are just jumping on the media bandwagon here. I agree with Fab, apart from Parker for Carrick, and possibly Johnson for SWP. I think we are a better side than a lot of people think, think what we did to Croatia and the manner of our qualification. However, the low expectations this year could do the squad a favour.

I guess you were educated in Portsmouth as well?

I used to think you were a reasonable person Wes, but you're turning into a poor man's Stanley. The Government don't agree with league tables and results for hospitals, so why would they agree with the same principle for schools?

I think that most people, on either side of the political divide, agree that Prescott is a c*nt of the highest order.