Wade Garrett

It's only ball achingly slow and frustrating for numpties who seem to have let it take over their lives.

We do not need fans leaders. They serve no purpose whatsoever.

This sounds like something any old photocopier salesman could have written.

I am more inclined to take notice of Tony Lynham's personal message than this unsubstantiated speculation.

The only supporters club worth taking any notice of is the one that watches the games. The other ones are just for a few to feel important. They are irrelevant.

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Is it Jim'll Fix it?

I share your disappointment Nick. This thread has no business on page 1 of the forum.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8083585.stm A politician of true conviction. He implemented difficult welfare reforms. I reckon he'd have Cameron for breakfast.

Careful Baj. You're beginning to sound a bit BNP now.

You rebel.

Will he go to the training ground and educate the team on hockey tactics and penalty corners?

I heard it was a philanthropic millionaire from the States called Bruce Wayne, with more backing from another yank called D*ck Grayson. I hope I haven't jeopardised the deal.

Snooker Loopy - Chas n Dave

Arthur Negus?

Please don't PM me with the name. I think it's **** Van Dyke.

Ask Matt. He knows his onions and I can't see him keeping Wotte on. I can't see the mysterious investor being happy with him being kept on as manager either.

Yes. It hurt us keeping him last season. He should have gone at the same time as Jan.

F*cking hell. Not another day of F5ing.

That is true. But a leader such as James Purnell could galvanise the party and minimise their losses come the general election. A week is a long time in politics.

Corp, Pompey is a sh*thole. I wouldn't even let the mother-in-law live there.

What do you mean?

I don't think so Stanley. I reckon he'll be gone by the end of next week. There is no way he is going to survive party mutiny, which will go into overdrive when they get their undoubted lamentable results tomorrow at the polls.

I've heard it's a photocopier salesman worth £750. Don't know what to believe these days.

I stand corrected. Still sh*te though.