Wade Garrett

If I knew then what I know now, I would definitely have gone to Uni. No point doing any of this media studies and similar rubbish though.

Thanks for that Weston. He does think a lot of himself doesn't he. Or am I being over-sensitive?

JP was set up as the fall guy from day one. The dutch experiment has failed, as many of us thought it would. Appointing Wotte is madness, but that's Lowe for you.

Support the team, support the board? I'll save my money.

Sorry Ron. I don't think I could learn anything from Frank. Don't mistake long-winded for balanced. Objective he certainly is not.

I hope the march and protests goes well. An empty stadium would work a lot quicker though.

Could you please all stop quoting Frank. I put him on my ignore list so I wouldn't have to read his drivel.

But why would Crouch come in and save the club for the benefit of Lowe and Wilde. There's certainly no love lost there. Lowe and Wilde are down at the moment, and in business if a rival is down you kick them, not help them up. Lowe certainly would if the boot was on the other foot.

You talk a load of rubbish. Can't really think of a more constructive way of saying it. Go and see your GP tomorrow. Tell him you think you may be suffering from Von Ostrich Syndrome.

If Crouch was putting this amount of money in the club then surely he could rid us of Lowe and his cabal once and for all. I would be very disappointed if he doesn't. The jellyfish I'm not too bothered about. He'll just do as he's told. Also fail to see the positives in JP being replaced by Wotte. If that was a condition of Crouch's return then he hasn't bargained hard enough. Not too sure about this rumour. Surely Crouch could get a better deal?

Why should he last JP's failed appointment?

He's an inbred idiot.

I can't stand that jellyfish bastard.

3rd major decision. The first was sacking Pearson.

I have never given Elphick a reach around, although I was once propositioned by Don Estelle and Windsor Davies. I turned them down, as I was having a couple of beers with Molly Sugden and her pussy at the time.

Are you serious? What you are saying makes no sense at all.

Pearson.

Exactly what the rosy cheeked **** is counting on. Don't be fooled.

To be honest, Capello couldn't turn our team around. This changes nothing on the protesting front for me. Lowe and Wilde have to go.

If he wanted it all along, why appoint JP in the first place? I have said all along that JP was being lined up as the fall guy, and I've been proved right. Hopefully this was only harden everyone's attitude against Lowe and Wilde. Joke. Cheers Rupert you useless c*nt. Cheers Michael you jellyfish c*nt.

'I'm straight up. I'll tell you exactly how it is'. Usually uttered by ****-sucking, two-faced arseholes.

Was that the same night I took umbrage to Ian 'Lovejoy' McShane for spilling my pint, and kicked his head in, in front of his bird?

I am currently listening to a Ska compilation. 'Why must you record my phone calls'. Great for Dad dancing. Does this make me hip and groovy.

You can be respected without being in business as well.

'We have a very talented young side'. No we don't David. Fair play though, he didn't go over the top about being thrown out of the prawn sandwich room. He was very diplomatic.