CB Saint

According Ladbrooks the tories can get a coalition by recruiting the SNP, Sinn Fein and Plaid Cymru. Fink tank have it with Labour winning the most seats

Fair play to you guys for doing this. Will you be trying to pay off the schools as well? £40k is a teacher they cannot hire next year.

Don't lie, just make sure that you review your cv through the eyes of a prospective employer (or get someone else to) and list out any potential questions they may ask or areas of concern. Then think through what answers you would give if they actually arise. Forewarned is forearmed. One thing to consider. Any decent interviewer will probe around any answer that you give, so make sure that you have given it proper thought.

Strike one. The basic mousetrap was the answer. Bit traumatic when I discovered that the seemingly dead mouse burst into life and ran across the kitchen floor with the trap attached to its nose. Hopefully thats it.

It really was. Has things got so bad that no celebrity wanted to get involved and labour had to call the local agency to what was available.

It's a close run thing between which one the wife is more terrified of. I fear that any suggestion of reptiles or arachnids will be met with a somewhat frosty reception.

I suppose it will avoid women saying "Is that a trucnheon in your pocket or are you just please to see me?"

Just back from B & Q. The array of traps available is amazing ranging for ingenious to downright evil. So bought one of each and am now conducting which? style comsumer test.

It looks like a Honda advert

a mouse louse about the house doesn't quite work;)

I have a mouse in the house. The little git turned up bold as brass in the kitchen tonight. I need sure fire ways of getting rid of him asap. The wife is refusing to come downstairs until he has been killed / exiled. P.s. Cats are definately not the answer.

83 - 90 - I don't feel quite so old;)

A fellow spud

Ball bags

come the f*** on saints

My favourite was (and I paraphrase) Journo: In which area do you think Southampton were poor today. Gordon: The big green one out there

I wouldn't answer this question either. This is a question of tactics. If the Liberal declare for one side then the shunned party will go after them in a big way. As we approach the election and if the liberals look like they will hold the balance of power then both the tories and labour will be cosying up to them.

You have to laugh, the government probably spent considerable time and money banning the stuff only for a couple of bored chemistry students to knock out something new over the weekend.

Yep - but it's what the kids go for. My nephews are not interested in anything else. I was brought up on panini - espania 82 was my first complete album. Tried to convert the little blighters to stickers but they were having none of it

One just flew over our house

Match attax - trust me on this

I guess it's easier to be a Liberal if your family has already made their pile.

Apparently in the days after 9/11 when the US grounded all of the flights the average temperature in the states spiked upwards by a couple of degrees.

Lambo you bl00dy beauty

Of all the gas thrown out 60% is water vapour. The rest is a combo of Carbon dioxide and sulphur dioxide in varying amounts. The ash cloud will cool the earth's temperature more that the carbon dioxide emitted will warm it - so I am led to believe