Badger

Radio Gloucestershire news say Jim Steele will not be opening his pub in Moreton in the Marsh tomorrow in protest.

plummets

Todays nominations: Steve Cotterill - hope not,he's too good for them Gareth Southgate - who is probably too nice a bloke to wish that on him

ache

swill

But it does not shame Prince Andrewat all.Footage shown on the news she makes it abundantly clear he does not/will not know of the deal,and that he is above this, "whiter than white" is the phrase she uses.

lawn

California... one was seriously injured and the others were just there to share the experience man...

shop

Pleased for Brett Ormerod and an unfashionable club going up. Hope they don't 'do a Burnley or Derby'.

Although I would not begrudge Dave Jones a return to the Premiership,the same can't be said about their supporters getting there. Not a particular fan of Holloway but yes,good job this year,and hope Blackpool go up. Either of them are likely to do a 'Burnley' though.

The only 'indescretion' was one in Spain. Shame he will not be in the squad for the WC.Despite his age and lack of pace he is probably the most dangerous crosser of a ball available to England.

deflate

hole

Proper Bo-llocks more like.

Did Pardew sign him for Charlton ?

Agree with you on this really,and dare I suggest your F-in-Law is perhaps in a bit of a timewarp on this,trapped in the post 1998 World Cup outrage. After 1998 Beckham was public enemy no 1 after the stupid sending off v Argentina,and his 'image' for a few years after as a bit of a male tart did not help one iota. In more recent times though he has come across a lot more stable character and better.Despite the high profile marriage that also caused some resentment, that seems stable and he has gone from the tart to a family man image. In my view he has been overtaken in the 'poor role model' stakes by others,Rashley Cole ,a disgusting specimen,Terry and above all the Prostitute-Granny sh^gging Rooney who is probably the worst role model in the England set up. (Beckham leaving Mancs probably also helped enable my dislike of him thaw as well by the way.)

mississippi

Somehow the prospect of Rooney being a vest wearing caravan dweller - if he had not been a footballer - seems quite plausible. Good advert though.

hoops

Normal rules of Health & Safety presumably don't apply to such migrant workers then.

Excellent. Now send Hague over on a charm offensive to finish the job.

Are you saying Luther Blisset has pegged it ? (The former Watford,AC Milan bloke that is).

the cross

School policies, not permitting children to have holidays in term time ( okay that is fair enough), but then teaching f^ck all after the next half term because they are gearing up for the end of year school play. Fine if your child is a budding thespian,but as mine has no interest in the crap he is mightily p!ssed off at having to attend for no purpose.