Lord Duckhunter

Nah, too much creativity. A poacher is a bloke who can do fuck all but put the ball in the net. Half of them don’t even look like footballers, look at Mick Quinn. Gerd Muller, only came alive when the ball was around the 6 yard box, little fat bloke waddling about , then, bang, in the net. Ronaldo’s an interesting case study. I always put Messi & Maradona above him, but he’s definitely made me think again with his restyled game. His finishing is exceptional and his very cleverly redefined himself. For all his showmanship Bestie was a great finisher, shame the grog got him otherwise he could have done what Ronaldo is doing now.

Fuck me, the club wouldn’t be able to handle him. He’d sort the blaggers out.

Nowadays the club would probably send him on an anger management course, and the nods would want him sacked.

One thing for certain is Armstrong needs to start knocking one or two of these chances in. Adams hasn’t got a great record, we can’t afford 2 strikers that misfire so often.

Didn’t Ruddock head butt Craig Short during a Friday night game. Maybe The Gorilla will stick one on Ings as a tribute.

The goal poacher has pretty much disappeared from the modern game, so it’s funny to watch the modern hipster stato twisting himself in mental knots to try and justify his erroneous opinion of Broja. You just wouldn’t get in a modern side if you played like Gerd Muller.

That boat sailed years ago. It’s an international sport based in England.

What a load of old pony. The goal against Burnley, when he hit the post against West Ham, he picked the ball up and went at people. He’s not a “bit of a poacher “ at all, he puts himself about, wins headers and gets at people. You either don’t understand what a poacher is, or you’re so obsessed with ridiculous stats that you can’t see what’s in front of you. I know you made yourself look a bit of a chump over the lad, but I’d stop digging if I was you.

He’s scored 2 in 2, who gives a flying fuck what his xA is?

Classic SOG

Load of old pony

Howe won the league.

How’s he “proving” it?

You’d imagine wrong then. He’s a twat, up there with Oliver Holt & that arse Henry Winter.

It’s bizarre that in the era of dedicated football channels, Sunday suppliant and Goals on Sunday went. Both must have been pretty cheap to air, and both were pretty decent Sunday morning viewing.

I remember hearing Gab Marcoti when asked about Lovren having a “blip” at Liverpool. He said the blip “ isn’t that he’s off form now, the blip was his one season at Southampton”. I feel the same about Vesty, he had a decent period,but it was just a blip. He was shite before it, and shite since . We did well to get half decent money for him

Another nail in the SS coffin. What’s the betting Jeff’s replacement will be a chick.

More rivers of his shit.

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There’s proof & then there’s opinions, they aren’t the same thing.

No

Not bad, £10 for three games.

Some plum on here thinks he was more successful than the bloke who actually won something and finished higher in the league.

Why do they do it in league cup games then? Small attendance, small global audience?

If they put the tickets up by £1.50 and abolished the fee , you’d be moaning. Why don’t you just think to yourself that the ticket costs £1.50 extra, with a free booking fee. The same money comes out your bank, and it might help your blood pressure. What difference does it make if the club state £30 plus £1.50 booking fee, or £31.50 a ticket with no booking fee?