Lord Duckhunter

Bournemouth came up with a squad as bad as ours, and stayed up. Fucking hell the noddynes of this club is ridiculous . Fucking historically smaller clubs like Fulham, Bournemouth, Brentford, Brighton won promotion and were capable of staying up, some of our supporters act like we’re Luton or Barnsley, up for the season to enjoy it. Fucking fan boys. We’ve been in the top flight most of the past 60 years, we’re about 12th in league positions the past 60 years, it’s not some insurmountable challenge to fucking finish 4th from bottom. If Lego can’t do it, get someone in who can. We’re Southampton not some league 1 outfit.

Fuvk me, you’re easily pleased. He’s been fucking pony so far.

I see the excuses for him are out again. It’s Ipswich at home ffs. We’ve had a pretty easy set of fixtures & circumstances & we’ve got 1 point, 1 fucking point (against the mighty Ipswich). His substitutions made us worse (again), snd if it hadn’t been for the keeper, we’d have got beat. When will people stop making excuses & smell the coffee.

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Hardly “crime of the century “.

Typical Soggy to go down the rabbit hole of PM’s salary rather than address the issue of Free Gear Kiers freebies. He’ll be bemoaning footballs getting more than nurses next. I can’t believe anyone, left right, or centralist isn’t a bit surprised by Starmer’s love of a freebie. Donations are one thing, maybe the LOTO does attract a lot more of these, but to be so far ahead of other MP’s in the other category is quite something. One thing for sure, at the end of this parliament if Nige is top of the list, I doubt soggy will be taking about PM’s salary & benefits. This ain’t a great look, did his Mrs really need to attend 2 nights of a concert, can Starmer really only attend arsenal games in hospitality, and can’t he pay for a few clothes & glasses himself. Who the fuck is advising him & why did he think he could go big on cronyism knowing full well he’d filled his boots. New broom, same as the old broom? Not really, on this the new broom is worse that the old broom. How’s it go? “Things can only get better” 🕺

New Broom

Do they still get all those Virgins if their gonads are spread all over Beirut?

Fucking hell, you’ve had more jobs than Mr Benn.

There’s been briefing against her for weeks. She’ll be gone within a year.

Fucking hell, it’s hardly crime of the century. It’s relatively trivial compared to what’s happened in Yemen.

The pay is a non story, the interesting bit is the “Whitehall sources”. Somebody is clearly trying to stitch her up, early days for a power struggle at number 10. If this continues she’ll be gone within a year.

They seem to be finding ingenious ways of killing off anti semitic enemies of Isreal. If I was Soggy I’d forget about upgrading my phone for a while.

You should have taken Turkish’s advice & fucked off for a few days.

Fingers crossed

Get it in the fucking mixer.

The wider the better….……. The bench would be perfect.

Tall Paul would have buried that

I work in Bournemouth & live in Poole, so I meet a lot of them. Most say he did a decent job for them.

It’s an important part of the modern game. We don’t want some scruffy twat on the sidelines.

The mask has well and truly slipped today. You’re some piece of work.

#relativelytrivial