Lord Duckhunter

My mate got told " **** off you ****" by Jim Bowen . Mind you it was in a club with live music and said to Jim " the band are super, smashing lovely, aren't they Jim" . My dad had quite a few dealings with celebs when I was a nipper, the nicest were Bernard Breslaw, that bloke Gloria from " it ain't half hot mum" and Fiona Richmond . The biggest pain he dealt with was Brian Murphy. My father in law ran a nightclub in the 70's and he always tells the story of Phil Silvers turning up, he says the guy was brilliant with everyone and real funny guy.

Led by Mark Littlewood who was a lib/dumb , but more importantly is a Saints fan . He is more trustworthy and objective than clowns like Little Owen Jones and ken Clarke .

Didn't Frannie do one on YouTube ?

I realise that now, my bad spelling / few noggins / spell check. . But it does make me laugh , " acts that cannot be described in a family newspaper , meanwhile here's a picture of Amanda Holdens tits" .

My sex life when I get home from a liquid lunch, mrs duck is an expert .

Don't you just love the press when they report on things like this. " Deprived sex act" what are they a load of prudes or was there a donkey involved . What about the vile abuse , calling one of them a " *****r" and 1 out of 10. Lol the poor unfortunate little thing, she went with 2 other dirty slappers for an orgy , she didn't need insults as well . If I was a Leicester supporter I'd be concerned , really concerned , that players from the team I support , rich footballers , paid for 3 dirty tarts and managed to get a 1 out of 10 amongst them. I hope they asked for a refund.

****ing ******** , I've arranged my 2 week summer holiday around the start of the season and Saints go and **** it up by starting earlier . What are the chances of a spainish , French or Portuguese side I can get to from costa del sol ? Don't think the old snap dragon will be too happy if I disappear mid holiday for more than a day .

Do you really think he'd have signed a new contract if he had not got injured?

For all the people saying Liverpool are living in the past like some sort of Preston or Portsmouth here's what they've won this century ; 3 league cups , 2 FA cups and a champions league . Last year they qualified for the champions league , but of course they're now destined for decline and not much of a step up for our players .

Chelsea and City don't seem interested and neither do Arsenal , if Utd's interest is cooling then Liverpool are his best bet . It's not a " minor" upgrade at all , it's embarrassing that people think so .

When you learn basic punctuation I'll take you " serious".

We heard the same scare stories if we didn't enter the euro.

Some people are deluded . Liverpool is a big step up from us , we've just had our best season for over 20 years , 7th . Liverpool managers will get the sack for that . When was the last time we finished above Liverpool ?

They've been wrong about everything . People like Redwood were against the euro , saying it would end in disaster . Saying you can't have currency union without fiscal union , but euro nutters wouldn't have it. Now of course their all against the euro for the Uk , but that's not the point . The euro is wrong for Europe , but NO europhille will ever say that . The pro euro side have been wrong about every single EU issue , yet we are meant to listen to them again ?

Pony We heard it all before from the lib dumbs , ken Clarke and all the Britain for Europe half bakes . It was wrong to join the ERM , the euro was wrong for Europe ( not just the uk) , and they're wrong now. Name one thing the Europhiles have been right about?

The same people and major companies saying there will be meltdown if we leave the EUSSR were claiming the same thing if we didn't join the euro . The left were always opposed to the EU because they knew it was great for " The man" and big corporate interests and against the working man , hense Foot & Benns opposition . What happened was the left realised that the EU was more leftie and socialist than the uk public , so abandoned the working man for leftieism via the back door . The Tories have always been for it because it serves big business , so we end up with the perfect storm .

If the EU could help with our education , I'd vote to stay in. It would go against my democratic principles but at least I'd get to understand your posts.

He's not a top 4 player, but then we're not a top 4 club. Good honest pro who is a good squad player for a club sitting between 5th & 12th. Always gives 100% and scores some decent goals , although not nearly enough. If he could finish regularly he'd be at a bigger club than ours.

I hope Jenkinson signs as my daughter knows a member of his close family,I could become an itk.

You accused people of being "anti Europe" so you clearly needed to be advised that the EU and Europe are separate things. I see you now use " anti EU" in your rants , so it obviously sunk in.

You're doing what all EUphiles do , you're somehow mistaking Europe for the EU. The EU is not Europe , I am very pro Europe . I love France , find the Greeks lovely people and admire the German work ethic . It is a fantastic place , and I love spending time in Portugal , Spain , and other countries . Being anti EU is not being anti Europe no matter how many times the EU apologists say it . And anyway we've heard all this nonsense before . The same nutters trying to scare us now said the same things about being outside the ERM & then The Euro. Those worked out well didn't they ?

I'll reply when my 13 year old gets in and can translate this pony for me.

If you think being in the EUSSR is responsible for changing our eating habits and getting rid of the bland food , you're clearly deluded. The world is shrinking and influences from all other the world have changed our diet. It has **** all to do with the EU. It also makes we wonder how we ever managed to become a world power without political union with the Greeks and Belgians . How did we ever trade with all these shoddy goods we used to produce. Thanks EUSSR without you, we aren't capable of eating nice food or of making anything worthwhile, we can not manage on our own. Let's become the 17th constituent state of Germany as we're clearly too stupid to cook or make things anyone wants to buy. Because Grocer Heath and Wilson helped the unions screw the country in the 70's we will be forever in the EUSSR's debt for taking pity on our small insignificant island and allowed us into their great state.

But society doesn't treat them as adults . They are unable to drink , to drive, to get married without Mummy's permission and although they can join the army can not fight on the front line. My view is very simple , once society deems you old enough to do all the basic things , drink, marry at will, drive, ect , then you're old enough to vote.

Hopefully Nigel will record " The night they drove old England down" for the campaign .