Lord Duckhunter

Don't you just love the press when they report on things like this. " Deprived sex act" what are they a load of prudes or was there a donkey involved . What about the vile abuse , calling one of them a " *****r" and 1 out of 10. Lol the poor unfortunate little thing, she went with 2 other dirty slappers for an orgy , she didn't need insults as well . If I was a Leicester supporter I'd be concerned , really concerned , that players from the team I support , rich footballers , paid for 3 dirty tarts and managed to get a 1 out of 10 amongst them. I hope they asked for a refund.

****ing ******** , I've arranged my 2 week summer holiday around the start of the season and Saints go and **** it up by starting earlier . What are the chances of a spainish , French or Portuguese side I can get to from costa del sol ? Don't think the old snap dragon will be too happy if I disappear mid holiday for more than a day .

Do you really think he'd have signed a new contract if he had not got injured?

For all the people saying Liverpool are living in the past like some sort of Preston or Portsmouth here's what they've won this century ; 3 league cups , 2 FA cups and a champions league . Last year they qualified for the champions league , but of course they're now destined for decline and not much of a step up for our players .

Chelsea and City don't seem interested and neither do Arsenal , if Utd's interest is cooling then Liverpool are his best bet . It's not a " minor" upgrade at all , it's embarrassing that people think so .

When you learn basic punctuation I'll take you " serious".

We heard the same scare stories if we didn't enter the euro.

Some people are deluded . Liverpool is a big step up from us , we've just had our best season for over 20 years , 7th . Liverpool managers will get the sack for that . When was the last time we finished above Liverpool ?

They've been wrong about everything . People like Redwood were against the euro , saying it would end in disaster . Saying you can't have currency union without fiscal union , but euro nutters wouldn't have it. Now of course their all against the euro for the Uk , but that's not the point . The euro is wrong for Europe , but NO europhille will ever say that . The pro euro side have been wrong about every single EU issue , yet we are meant to listen to them again ?

Pony We heard it all before from the lib dumbs , ken Clarke and all the Britain for Europe half bakes . It was wrong to join the ERM , the euro was wrong for Europe ( not just the uk) , and they're wrong now. Name one thing the Europhiles have been right about?

The same people and major companies saying there will be meltdown if we leave the EUSSR were claiming the same thing if we didn't join the euro . The left were always opposed to the EU because they knew it was great for " The man" and big corporate interests and against the working man , hense Foot & Benns opposition . What happened was the left realised that the EU was more leftie and socialist than the uk public , so abandoned the working man for leftieism via the back door . The Tories have always been for it because it serves big business , so we end up with the perfect storm .

If the EU could help with our education , I'd vote to stay in. It would go against my democratic principles but at least I'd get to understand your posts.

He's not a top 4 player, but then we're not a top 4 club. Good honest pro who is a good squad player for a club sitting between 5th & 12th. Always gives 100% and scores some decent goals , although not nearly enough. If he could finish regularly he'd be at a bigger club than ours.

I hope Jenkinson signs as my daughter knows a member of his close family,I could become an itk.

You accused people of being "anti Europe" so you clearly needed to be advised that the EU and Europe are separate things. I see you now use " anti EU" in your rants , so it obviously sunk in.

You're doing what all EUphiles do , you're somehow mistaking Europe for the EU. The EU is not Europe , I am very pro Europe . I love France , find the Greeks lovely people and admire the German work ethic . It is a fantastic place , and I love spending time in Portugal , Spain , and other countries . Being anti EU is not being anti Europe no matter how many times the EU apologists say it . And anyway we've heard all this nonsense before . The same nutters trying to scare us now said the same things about being outside the ERM & then The Euro. Those worked out well didn't they ?

I'll reply when my 13 year old gets in and can translate this pony for me.

If you think being in the EUSSR is responsible for changing our eating habits and getting rid of the bland food , you're clearly deluded. The world is shrinking and influences from all other the world have changed our diet. It has **** all to do with the EU. It also makes we wonder how we ever managed to become a world power without political union with the Greeks and Belgians . How did we ever trade with all these shoddy goods we used to produce. Thanks EUSSR without you, we aren't capable of eating nice food or of making anything worthwhile, we can not manage on our own. Let's become the 17th constituent state of Germany as we're clearly too stupid to cook or make things anyone wants to buy. Because Grocer Heath and Wilson helped the unions screw the country in the 70's we will be forever in the EUSSR's debt for taking pity on our small insignificant island and allowed us into their great state.

But society doesn't treat them as adults . They are unable to drink , to drive, to get married without Mummy's permission and although they can join the army can not fight on the front line. My view is very simple , once society deems you old enough to do all the basic things , drink, marry at will, drive, ect , then you're old enough to vote.

Hopefully Nigel will record " The night they drove old England down" for the campaign .

I still can't believe we lost the home game to Utd.

Bestie would be unplayable on today's pitches under today's rules , provided he maintained today's lifestyle and fitness.

He's failed in 3 English seasons, totally and utterly failed under 4 different managers . He also earns somewhere north of 50k a week . He's had plenty of time to impress in England whilst the other 2 have had about 5 months and I doubt if they earn anywhere near the same money . We've basically had a try before you buy deal on both, such a shame we didn't have the same for Gaston . Hull did and I doubt if they'd be keeping him even if they stayed up. I don't know why Djuricic is getting lumped in with Elia and getting so much stick. He's not really had much of a chance, certainly nowhere near as many chances as Gaston , and has yet to have a preseason . Cost permitting I think he could be OK , but whatever happens he won't be the monumental waste of money Gaston was.

Come on Norwich , want to visit The Coach & Horses next season.

Or another Gaston. Yes, let's keep a vastly over paid under performing player in case we sign someone cheaper who is just as bad .