Lord Duckhunter

Looks weaker to me in terms of staying up. Much easier to stay up than last season. Luton, Sheffield Utd are shite, pretty much nailed on relegated. That leaves one place. Wolves look worse, Boscombe are Boscombe, Everton haven’t got any better, I can’t see Fulham having as good a season and Forest will be bouncing around the bottom third. Hodgson is about 93, sand Burnley aren’t great. Leicester of last season wouldn’t go down this year.

Sums you up perfectly. Thanks. You claim the barge is a “fire trap” when Tories put migrants in it, so surely it’ll still be a “fire trap” the day Labour take office. You’re therefore happy for migrants to live in a “fire trap” provided they’re there under a Labour government . 😂 😂 If you really thought it was a “fire trap” you’d want migrants off it no matter who was in charge. Of course you don’t really think it’s a “fire trap”, you just pretend you do to knock the Tories. Pathetic. For the avoidance of any doubt in your biased mind, I think it’s entirely reasonable to use the barge and will continue to think so regardless who forms the next government. If migrants don’t like it, they can fuck off back to France.

Where do you suggest they deport them to?

The family would have liked him to come to us, met both his dad & sister last week and we we’re talking about it. His old man told me “it looks like he’s going to a welsh club on loan”.

The teaching unions aren’t ofsted, the NUJ aren’t ofcom & the FBU aren’t the Dorset Fire and Rescue Authority. If they don’t like it they can fuck off back to France.

“Oh Ankersen, oh Ankersen, he comes from Denmark, he fucking hates Pompey”

Why do our supporters keep getting a hard on for Brighton. Let’s see where they are in a couple of seasons before hailing what genius’ they are.

Wet Spam? How old are you, 12?

It not a particularly high bar.

£1.20p for each backward pass would net us more long term.

Do you understand the difference between the Fire Brigade & The firefighters Union?

So you’re blaming the French then, interesting….

Soggy seems to think it’s ok housing the homeless of Germany in that barge, ok with hard working blokes staying on it. But we can’t put migrants who were perfectly safe in France on it. If they don’t like it, stay in fucking France.

Did the local local fire and rescue authority say that, or the leftie FBU?

If he doesn’t want to come here, what can we do? Get Lyanco to kidnap him?

Perhaps the hug a husky mob should tell us what the optimum global temperature should be for us all to live in peace & harmony. If I’m a sweaty & man made global warming increases the temperature in Scotland to Brittany levels, I would think that was a good thing. Surely there’s a trade off somewhere, if man’s making it hotter in Africa, then he’s also making it hotter in places where cold kills. Equally, if the world gets to net zero & it gets colder, more people will die of cold in cold countries. Should the climate be hotter, colder, or stay as it is now?

I’m sure you’d be the first person moaning if we just paid the asking price for every player without negotiating first. Calm down man…

Fuck me, I’d have hoped they knew we had a pile of shite before Tuesday. Surely the manager & Wilcox will have watched videos of last season, seen scouting reports & watched these clowns in training. If they came away from Tuesday surprised how god damn awful most of them are, then I would be worried.

The most pointless virtue signalling from refs is booking the keeper for time wasting. No way in a million years they’ll ever send one off for 2 yellows, so they just make a token effort to speed up, without actually doing so. I was always hoping someone like Mike Dean would send one off eventually.

He wouldn’t get in our best side the past 10 years, yet alone 35. Fuck me, people throw pony like “greatest” around too much nowadays. Being the stand out player in our side is a bit like being crowned the most interesting Belgian, funniest German or prettiest skate chick. He’s not a patch on some of the players we’ve had the past 35 years.

I should fucking hope not. Crimes going through the roof as it is, the last thing we want is a load of bearded “orphans” doing a Burke and Hare in downtown Weymouth.

Why are people getting their knickers in a twist about Smallbone possibly going. If he wants to go, he can fuck off. Fuck me if we can’t replace him, we really are in trouble.

It was the FBU, a leftie Union. Since 1976 it’s housed construction & oil workers, used by the German Government, the homeless & asylum seekers from your beloved EU, yet soft arsed lefties like you don’t want blokes who’ve travelled freely from war torn France living in it. As David Batty & Steve Hodge said, if they don’t like it they can fuck off back to France.

Anyone who thinks he’ll play to “say goodbye “ is either fucking deluded or about 10 years old.

Why? He’s a bang average premier league player & they’re a bang average premier league club.