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How dare you question soggy's Islamic credentials. He's been on holiday to Turkey. Straight up, he really has. Proper expert is soggy.

Good to see were slowly dragging you down to our level

There won't be time for jealousy. They'll be far too busy planning the celebrations for the sixty-seventh anniversary of winning the First Division title on goal average. You remember goal average? It was a number people used to be able to work out in the old days using long division before electric calculators were invented.

I agree. What was the stupid old bat thinking, giving away her own money like that, without even getting permission. I bet she'll bloody well make sure she doesn't die for at least two more years, just to make sure it isn't taxed. Some people are just so damned selfish.

So after all that there were irregularities in the end. Unfortunately the culprit was Corbyn. As they say, you couldn't make it up. And Skinner was the very epitome of what the labour party has become. It's all very sad

Statement #1 It's none of your business Statement #2 I haven't got any offshore investments Statement #3 None of my family benefits from offshore investments now or in the future Statement #4 I had shares in my father's legal offshore investment fund but I sold them before I became PM and paid all the tax due Statement #5 Here's details of my tax affairs Did I miss something out?

Fortunately, we don't need to.

:lol: I'll give you that one.

Jimmy Carr had his UK employment earnings paid directly "offshore". Any fool knows that's not legal. Cameron doesn't, and never did. The media are hoping that the public are too thick to see the difference.

Villa down as things stand

Maybe I'm just thick, but how can there be a figure for tax avoidance?

Yeah but killing your own father? Is there no depth the man will stoop to?

I'm not. Those aren't my opinions, they are the opnions of Jack Straw, former Home Secretary, Sir Martin Nairey, former CEO of Barnardos and Mohammed Shafiq, director of the Muslim Ramadan Foundation. But you go on ahead and keep sweeping it under the carpet and hope it will go away. Did you now that young white British girls are 10 times more likely to be illegally groomed for sex by young Asian men than by any others, even though these men only make up around 5% of the population? Using the forum's favourite statistical manipulation, that means that per capita Asian men are 200 times more likely to commit the offence than others. Given that tens of thousands of young girls have been abused, do you not think that is a problem?

Are you denying that there is a specific problem with British men of Pakistani descent grooming young white girls for sex? Or Afghans? Or Arabs? What these men do is a form of racism that's abhorrent in a civilised society.

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And Rotherham? Oxford? Bradford? Aylesbury? Derby?.... Need I go on? Muslim rape gangs.

So they've got, what, half a dozen first team players in on loan 'til the end of the season? I presume their loans will automatically get extended to cover the play offs, because it would be a crying shame if some of their best players weren't available.

So unless you're saying that we will still be welcoming unemployed Bosnians to come and live here unhindered, then I think you're agreeing with my earlier answer to Moonraker that not much will change.

Hundreds of pot bellied dorks from Blackpool queueing round the block in Magaluf isn't real. You made that up. It isn't even on-topic. But fill your boots.

That's not how it works. You would just get a stamp in your passport when you arrive. If you didn't have a return ticket they wouldn't have let you check in at Luton. But you carry on inventing imaginary problems if it makes you feel better.

Let me hazard a guess and say if they all turned up with return tickets and all-inclusive hotel bookings then "if asked" wouldn't be an issue. And if they turned up on a one way ticket with no money they would be refused. It's perfectly normal outside the EU.

I'm sure if you stopped for a moment and thought about it you could work it out for yourself. It will work in the same way it does in the rest of the non-EU world. If you want to come here from the EU as a tourist you'll get a tourist visa stamp on arrival. But you will need to show how you will support yourself during your holiday and where you will stay, if asked. If you're coming to study, or to work then you need to get a visa in your own country before you arrive here. And if you haven't got a job you can't come and stay here. It's not difficult is it. In reality it will only affect jobless people that want to come here to look for work or benefits.

Food for thought? The "battle" in the UK is as much within Islam as it is between Islam and the others.

And don't forget the Tesco money. That's gone as well.

...and it's goodbye from him. RIP