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Positive discrimination is the promotion of mediocrity. You inevitably end up with Diane Abbott.

We're lucky we've got you then aren't we. You can patrol the forum while Charlie catches up on some sleep. Can't let opinions go unanswered after all.

Pardew really could fook our season up in a big, big way

I live abroad and most foreigners I talk to are surprised when I tell them that a couple only means two. Most think it means a few.

Some people might think that the MOD spending large amounts of taxpayer's money on large infrastructure projects in England is probably a good thing. I'm one of those people.

So you've got to stage 1 - denial. Just 4 more to go

Can you vary hours? Start at 7? Finish at 4?

To be fair they are right. Labour are firmly on course to keep the Tory majority at the next general election in double figures.

Does that explain your dogged crusade against climate change?

They could offer them share options instead.

Not a lot of remorse there then. Seems to be an acceptable response to the PL so far.

Corbyn is now finding that courting the sizeable Muslim vote in the UK comes at a price.

Only £5 a year? Bargain.

But it is wrong. They're in our squad because they're inconsistent. If they were consistent they would be in Real Madrid's squad.

FFS when will you learn to spell characterise properly?

There's a word they use to describe that. It'll come to me in a minute.

He gets distracted trying to work out who the tall bloke is playing in goal for us this season.

Spurs can't drop one point, they have to drop minimum two. But thinking about it Leicester need one less point even if Spurs win all 3 so Batman is right

Doesn't it leave them in exactly the same position as they would have been had they lost?

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Something just made me wonder whatever happened to that fearless investigator Micah Hall.

Isn't our free access to the European market costing us about three hundred million quid a week?

OT I know, but given the criticism of Sheffield Wednesday and it's consultants with respect to safety certification and capacity, I think they might find their arena easier to fill next season.

How can you possibly deduce from that whether I'm a sceptic or not? It was a simple statement about what the popular press were reporting 40 years ago. FWIW in my opinion human activity is affecting the rate of climate change. Happy now?

I remember when it was because we were all wilfully spraying too many cans of pledge. That was in the days before it was all caused by the cars driven by rich people.