benjii

You can go into the Itchen concourse for a pint after the match if you want to avoid the crowds (assuming it's the same set up as last season).

You won't get shot for posting it on this thread

Why?

Well the article doesn't support that.

Whatever thread set up is chosen Dalek will clutter it with his repetitive garbage.

I remember when I used to go back in the 20s, you used to get in with an under 5s ticket, got a free bottle of Mann's from Doris at the mead counter and a cheeky tug from the fat lass who served the pies at half time.

You're out then.

I'm so sorry. Things are getting to me at the moment. What with the unbearable tension around the kit release, the extra few pence per match to have a beer under the Kingsland and the fact that we are trying to become a good team again.... it's all getting to me.

Ahh!!! Substitution sponsorship! I hate that. But, I am not an infantile gimp so I won't have a paddy about it.

Yep, given it's a long day and there will be a lot of empty time to kill it's not a bad shout at all.

I'll tell you what is strange, this ****ing thread. Seriously, what is wrong with some people (you)?

Haven't got hold of it yet but here's a good one:

Lomas was celebrating a goal. I'll see what I can find. There is also a well publicised photo if Diego M in the shower with a walnut.

Maybe slip on some used but unsoiled bloomers to begin with and upgrade to crisp, fresh Kelvins when the excitement has passed? I think you're right to play the percentages.

What do you actually get for the money? If it's decent then surely less than 2quid per match isn't bad?

Yeah, I don't think he's planning on fielding a team made exclusively of academy players so it's ok Johnny, put a clean pair of pants on and carry on.

Didn't we beat Spain 4-0 in his first match? That just proves that we can be the next Barcelona.

But, in reality, you can't score 0.2 goals in a game. If the average is less than 1 it doesn't really count. You can't round up part of a goal. It's like, when we were on our winning run last season, the stats would say, "games since a win - 0" when we had won something like 8 in a row! Some of these stats aren't worth the paper they're written on.

"Many" = 2 and the evidence is: one got sent off for what was clearly some kind of accidental lunge/slip rather than anything malicious. one got sent off for a challenge you have never, I presume, seen?

McFlurry would have probably caused more collateral. Obviously amateurs.

The blonde one in the middle is HOT!!

Just swirled some of that round the loo pan.

If your posts didn't have such a crowing and monumental level of misplaced arrogance about them then we might believe it was just "gossip". But it wasn't; you were trying to brag. Because you're an unpleasant person.

I remember when Steve Lomas had an erection.

Which ones?