benjii

I think it's Etch-a-sketch.

No it's not. It's a crock of ****. Why do we need a regulated approach to summer rumours? Can you people not see the absurdity of this? It's ****ing loony. Is this a football forum or a public sector red-tape forum? Looooonnniiiiiieeeesssss!!!

There is a fourth way: just let it ****ing be and don't start telling the users what threads they may or may not have. FFS.

Does this really need regulation FFS?! Bizarre, frankly. Have a mega-thread - what harm is it doing? If people want to start spin-off threads then that is fine too. All this, "there's already a thread" ******** from the mods is precisely that: boll ox. Wasn't the £5 supposed to provide a forum that had the bandwidth to cope with more than one ****ing summer signings thread? If someone wants to start a thread about a particular rumour, that is fine. If someone wants to post and read a consolidated rumour thread, that is fine. Just woe-betide that any such thread, of whatever hue, containeth "sarcasm" or "pointlessness". It's always mental how mods on this forum will zealously jump all over anything like this but will ignore the trolling and idiocy spewed out by the more ghastly posters. And there are too many sub-forums.

My prediction is that we will actually get a very good start. I think we will get 9 or 10 points from our first 5 games. I then predict that all manner of hysterical whinging and idiocy will break out on here when we have a couple of bad results and drop out of the top 2.

Er, yeah. Can you see your bottom-hole without a mirror?

A pair of :lol:s

Apparently a storm has just hit the town and caused some damage. Yikes Scooby.

Was McClaren misled about this before he joined? If not, then he has nothing to complain about.

I think if you phone up you can ask for it to be posted. The online system is not very good, frankly. I imagine it is one thing on the list of "things that need improving".

It goes down the drain like an Intercity train.

Undressing, bouncing and spreading are decent. I have to say, this is more fun than trawling Red Tube for an elusive high-quality clip of a really hot amateur getting smashed.

She refused to do a poo.

I think it looks pretty decent, for a sponsor's logo.

Apparently not. That is the video though.

Lambert is fitter then every Bournemouth player.

That's last year's one. This year's is from this year. Yesterday, in fact.

The shorts may be sashed.

I think it might have a plain half and a stripy half.

Give them a break - they were at work at half 5! I'm sure there will be some longer films coming up...

I did think, "I hope someone's checked his bail conditions". TBF, I think he is low risk for doing a runner!

Right, I have watched the video. It has given me a lovely warm feeling. For those of a more nervous disposition, I can confirm that Alex Chamberlain is there. Also, someone did a nice Ronaldinho flip-flop round a training marker.

Lovely stuff. I bet it's absolutely tremendous to be there. Nice that they've taken the groundsman too. I wish I was there with the boysh, on the plane, on the pitch, having some scran together, in the showers... There is a video on Saintsplayer which I shall now watch.

I expect the tosser asked to be "banned" for a week and is actually on holiday or something.

I'm not a huge fan of them myself - I prefer to employ someone to do those sort of things. But, there is one in my flat and all I request is that if people are going to put things in it they ****ing scrape them first. Does my head in.