benjii

Apparently a storm has just hit the town and caused some damage. Yikes Scooby.

Was McClaren misled about this before he joined? If not, then he has nothing to complain about.

I think if you phone up you can ask for it to be posted. The online system is not very good, frankly. I imagine it is one thing on the list of "things that need improving".

It goes down the drain like an Intercity train.

Undressing, bouncing and spreading are decent. I have to say, this is more fun than trawling Red Tube for an elusive high-quality clip of a really hot amateur getting smashed.

She refused to do a poo.

I think it looks pretty decent, for a sponsor's logo.

Apparently not. That is the video though.

Lambert is fitter then every Bournemouth player.

That's last year's one. This year's is from this year. Yesterday, in fact.

The shorts may be sashed.

I think it might have a plain half and a stripy half.

Give them a break - they were at work at half 5! I'm sure there will be some longer films coming up...

I did think, "I hope someone's checked his bail conditions". TBF, I think he is low risk for doing a runner!

Right, I have watched the video. It has given me a lovely warm feeling. For those of a more nervous disposition, I can confirm that Alex Chamberlain is there. Also, someone did a nice Ronaldinho flip-flop round a training marker.

Lovely stuff. I bet it's absolutely tremendous to be there. Nice that they've taken the groundsman too. I wish I was there with the boysh, on the plane, on the pitch, having some scran together, in the showers... There is a video on Saintsplayer which I shall now watch.

I expect the tosser asked to be "banned" for a week and is actually on holiday or something.

I'm not a huge fan of them myself - I prefer to employ someone to do those sort of things. But, there is one in my flat and all I request is that if people are going to put things in it they ****ing scrape them first. Does my head in.

You can go into the Itchen concourse for a pint after the match if you want to avoid the crowds (assuming it's the same set up as last season).

You won't get shot for posting it on this thread

Why?

Well the article doesn't support that.

Whatever thread set up is chosen Dalek will clutter it with his repetitive garbage.

I remember when I used to go back in the 20s, you used to get in with an under 5s ticket, got a free bottle of Mann's from Doris at the mead counter and a cheeky tug from the fat lass who served the pies at half time.

You're out then.