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Basically, this thread bears out that what he says is manifestly right. A lot of people are better off and some aren't. He may have been silly to say it but that's probably more of an indictment on the hysterical left wing BBC than anything else.

You are a plum. Plum.

Exactly. Dinlos of this thread, take note.

Yeah, Iwan Thomas won't know squat about Southampton's community, what with him having lived there for ages and all that. As for Z list, he achieved a hell of a lot more in his sport than MLT ever did. What a plum.

Yeah, someone like Sol Campbell. It's bound to be a good idea.

My guess is "poo". I'm a bit naive though and I don't know what a handjob is. In fact, the other day, the lads in the pub were saying how good a blowjob is. Being naive I didn't know what that is either so I just agreed so as not to look daft. Later on, at home, I asked a girl I met if she knew what it was, "Do you know what a blowjob is?". She got up and stormed out of the room. This was upsetting as she was sucking my cock at the time.

She's going to be seriously annoyed when she finds out!

A family are driving behind a rubbish truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against their windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her son's innocence, the mother turns round and says, "oh, don't worry it was just an insect". To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that". Women drivers, eh?!

Well, that was a very clever move from the FA actually. You just wait. One day the genius of that move will become clear to all.

Had the same problem today. Stupid ****s.

Peter Storrie: contracts expert and Saints legend.

Her and her mother have to be two of the most dislikeable women we have the misfortune of having to endure on the telly.

Yeah. People slagged his distribution last season but he was only doing what Pardew asked him to do and his kicks are usually very accurate. I think the problem he has is when he has to think too much. If things get complicated he seems prone to errors of judgment. This has been manifested a couple of times this season when he has tried to play short passes when he should have just hoofed it.

Bart's distribution is appalling and he makes gaffs. I have no idea how anyone can seriously think he is a better option. It beggars belief.

Ta.

Did Vassell sign for anyone?

It's too much to expect something decent to come out of the FA.

Crouch always scores for England!

I think Huddlestone and Wilshere are injured but I agree with the sentiment. The fact is, we are weak at the moment. Ferdinand and Terry are going downhill. We have one decent keeper. Our best striker looks like an angry thumb and is a cockle. Our wingers can't get regular starts for their clubs. We still haven't sorted out the balance or pattern of play of our midfield. With that in mind, we should be thinking ahead. I don't doubt we will limp into the Euros but will, in most likelihood, then see a repeat of the embarrassing world cup. We should be looking four years ahead and concentrating on identifying players with the technical aptitude to develop into an international side. If we lose a few matches on the way then so be it because the current governance and structure of the English game gives us virtually no chance of ever achieving anything unless we take some radical action.

And best of all, it's offshore so you don't need to pay VAT on your nipper's subs!

Having said that, some of the selections confuse me too. Lescott is not good enough to play in internationals. Simple as that. A youngster who might turn out to be good enough should be playing instead. Likewise Jagielka - right back? FFS.

I'm not dismayed at the tactics, the formation, the fact we're losing when we have a weakened team out... none of that. It's the sheer lack of quality of our players. No touch, no intelligence, no clue.

Yes, maybe. That doesn't contradict anything I've said.

Good post.