benjii

No.

Agreed, but I can't see us shifting any of our players who are + £500k for Tyson!

I think Pardew rates him to a certain extent but if Tyson joins Holmes would probably be even less likely to get a look-in as Tyson would offer the alternative in style to Lallana on the left. I can't figure out who else it would be... can't see Forest being too interested in one of our nippers - they wouldn't get into a good Championship team - I can't think they'd be interested in any of our donkeys either. Whoever it is would be valued at around £300k.

Could be Holmes?

I agree that there are issues around the affordability of housing. These are issues at the low end though and I am pretty confident that the number of middle/working class people who mortgaged themselves to the hilt to get a buy-to-let or two far outnumber the minimal number of people who receive large bonuses in the city. Generally, I'm all for freedom but I think the idea of restricting property ownership may be a good one.

Not a bad idea IMO.

Tenuous class-envy driven argument of the month goes to...

Saw him having a ciggy with Cedric Basseya and Jermaine Wright in town once.

I suppose the counterargument is that if you tie up three days of their week then they won't have as much time to find a proper job. But I agree with you - there needs to be some return for the money handed over. It's a privilege to receive it, not a right.

I blame them. If they are claiming incapacity benefit when not being incapacitated then they are thieving ****-bags.

Not really relevant to the question of Saudi dictats but a good summary of the whole topic: http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/jul/25/david-mitchell-burqa-ban-tattoos

What the **** are you talking about you complete ****? How can: - "No idea. What I expect will happen is that we'll start playing better as players up the intensity and the likes of Lallana, Pucheon, Connolly etc play, fitness imporves and people get back in to the swing of competitive play. That's what I think." - work or not work well for England? That's a complete nonsense statement. And in any case, why are you talking about England? I assume you're referring to our poor world cup performance. Oh yeah, I see now, that is a perfect analogy for a pre-season friendly and league campaign. Stop being such a ****.

Well, hang on, give him a chance to explain properly...

You reckon our best chance for promotion was when we had a ten point penalty and needed to completely rebuild the team. Could you explain why please?

lol - with his doppleganger mate?

No idea. What I expect will happen is that we'll start playing better as players up the intensity and the likes of Lallana, Pucheon, Connolly etc play, fitness imporves and people get back in to the swing of competitive play. That's what I think.

What a funny little video.

Yeah, just but them. Simple as that. There are no other intervening factors. Buy them. That easy.

This is one of my favourite pages yet. Pure comedy gold from all sorts of places.

I was at uni with Rhona Mitra's brother. Facto****. Set it to vibrate and finish yourself off.

It's pretty clear that the banner is predicated on hursuite achievement. Frankie Bennet's hat is the sole ethnic candidate ImO.

I heard he is gainfully employed in washing Garry "up the" Glitter's BMWWWWW X20. And when he's not doing that he is buffing wood for other chaps. All perfectly legit.