benjii

Nah, just ignore them. ****s like that need the air of publicity to fuel their activities.

I've heard this point a few times and it is so obvioulsy retarded it takes me aback each time. On the same logic presumably students want to be able to sign on to the dole over the summer, women will campaign for disenfranchisement, Africans will chain themselves up and India will clamour for the reinstitution of the Empire?

The "graduate tax" is one. It sounds like a manifestly more unfair option to me though.

Absolutely right. Universities are being dumbed down in the same way as the education system has been. They should be for the academic elite. That is the point of them.

I presume you were there when Labour introduced fees and then top-up fees as well?

"Plenty of reasons why he ultimately end up into the sack". Love it. This guy is class and we are bloody lucky to have him around.

You screaming queen.

You can buy her, you can buy her This one's here, this one's here, this one's here and this one's here Ev'rything's for sale For sale? dumb ****'s same dumb questions Oh virgins? listen, all virgins are liars honey And I don't know what I'm scared of or what I even enjoy Dulling, get money, but nothing turns out like you want it to And in these plagued streets of pity you can buy anything For $200 anyone can conceive a God on video He's a boy, you want a girl so tear off his cock Tie his hair in bunches, **** him, call him Rita if you want I eat and I dress and I wash and I still can say thank you Puking - shaking - sinking I still stand for old ladies Can't shout, can't scream, hurt myself to get pain out I 'T' them, 24:7, all year long Purgatory's circle, drowning here, someone will always say yes Funny place for the social, for the insects to start caring Just an ambulance at the bottom of a cliff In these plagued streets of pity you can buy anything For $200 anyone can conceive a God on video He's a boy, you want a girl so tear off his cock Tie his hair in bunches, **** him, call him Rita if you want, if you want I eat and I dress and I wash and I can still say thank you Puking - shaking - sinking I still stand for old ladies Can't shout, can't scream, I hurt myself to get pain out Power produces desire, the weak have none There's no lust in this coma even for a fifty Solitude, solitude, the 11th commandment The only certain thing that is left about me There is no part of my body that has not been used Pity or pain, to show displeasure's shame Everyone I've loved or hated always seems to leave And in these plagued streets of pity you can buy anything For $200 anyone can conceive a God on video He's a boy, you want a girl so tear off his cock Tie his hair in bunches, **** him, call him Rita if you want, if you want Power produces desire, the weak have none There's no lust in this coma even for a fifty Solitude, solitude, the 11th commandment Don't hurt, just obey, lie down, do as they say May as well be heaven this hell, smells the same These sunless afternoons I can't find myself Two dollars you rub her tits Three dollars you rub her ass Five dollars you can play with her pussy Or you can lick her tits Choice is yours

"Bale was once more renowned for his hair clip than his devastating, lung-busting performances down the left-flank." See, they don't have a scooby what they're talking about.

I suspect this is a simple case of the BBC being incorrect. It happens.

Ere dis skate bois, bawl me an' get fix up ya raaasklllaatttssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

£20, bargain. I will go, I think. We are, how you say, de underdogssh?

Thank **** I am not you.

This would be a serious statement of intent. Rumour has it Nic's already made the call. Please, PLEASE don't pm me because I'm sworn to secrecy but let's just say if you're getting your nipper a strip for Xmas let's hope the club shop hasn't run out of Ks, Es, As, Ns and Es! Whoops, said too much....

wotevaz!!11

Temporarily, perhaps.

You must be joking right?! League One defenders would make him look like a clown. Although they are much worse than Premier League defenders they still would!!! Jeeeeezz!!!!!

I've got some sort of dope pipe. It came into my possession serendipitously really. It used to do the rounds at school parties and I guess whoever owned it lost track of it (goodness knows how that could have happened) and I have no idea who it actually belongs to. Quite a nice wooden thing with some gold embellishments. I don't use it but it's kind of cool.

No, no, just playing with words. That isn't a euphemism either. I'm not Bill Clinton. Neither is that.

Sex shows and prossies. HTH.

Oh yeah, I see, the clue is in the name! I have visited. "The Final Countdown" can no longer be listened to in a clean way.

It's not. He is George and he is seeing Martin.

I have the urge to have a bit of a smoke about two or three times a year too. I like the taste of the big cigars but they require a fair amount of commitment given how long it takes to smoke the things!

This is a reasonable graphical representation of my dream:

Spoken like a cold, wizened old queen.