benjii

I bet the Spazzer didn't even think of that! And they have the nerve to call them selves "proffeshunals"!

It does seem strange, so to speak, that the kick-off was not moved back to 15:00 yesterday, or so, once it became not unclear that ice, rather than any snow or suchlike, was going to be the prohibitive factor, as it were.

Whilst I don't dispute the veracity of your putative conclusion I feel, as a syllogism, this barely scratches the surface.

Yes, I hope they lose 10-0 and have four red cards!

Backlog increasing.... need some new players.... hope Huddersfield match is not off or I will be incandescent. Incandescent, I say.

Game is off!

Apparently the area of concern is one touchline and the "linesman's run area" which are still in the shade.

How tedious.

Pointless statement anyway unless you believe there is a causal link between historical results and matches yet to happen. I ****ing hate 90% of the ****s who work in the media. They are ****ing useless tossers; they are the waste processers of the technological age; regurgitating their own spew endlessly; drenching the masses with their toxic ejaculate; saturating discourse with tedium; suffocating intellect with a "Dinlo" carrier bag.

Stop lying, Deppoty Dawg.

He's going to delay it for 15 minutes and have a look again at 12:00.

That LibDem bloke, "Saintandy something", is a youth I think and is quite tedious. Maybe re-open nominations? Would be nice for one of them to win something special for Xmas.

Anyone go to the cup match away against Reading under Souness? HTF did that go ahead?!

Verbal is certainly up there. Hard to beat sadoldgit or Victor in this category though.

I am keeping my eye on the Twitter... "icy in places" apparently. Boil a kettle FFS.

No chance mush.

It shouldn't need to be said, really.

Thais always make cracking presents. Easier to wrap than a caucasian as well.

Would be funny if the old bint shat herself half way through.

Merry Christmas, happy new year and a tender rimming to all of you.

Have the Daily Mail printed a transcript yet on the basis that you HAVE TO READ THIS FILTH TO APPRECIATE HOW SICK IT IS? Probably not, as pictures of flange in their undies is more likely to sell.

"Chartered engineer" trump "scientist", or words to that effect. Also, any of Romsey Phillips' pant wetting about the economics of installment plans etc.

LOL Deppo. You are my Xmas pressie every day (apart from when you're banned). By the way, my phone tries to predictively text your name as "Dropouts" which could not be less apt. TDD, hope you have a nice day tomorrow.

Happy Christmas all ;-) Please, no PMs.

Most teams in our division will probably emerge from the window weaker. If we can strengthen just a bit then the fixture backlog could really work to our favour.