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Saw him having a ciggy with Cedric Basseya and Jermaine Wright in town once.

I suppose the counterargument is that if you tie up three days of their week then they won't have as much time to find a proper job. But I agree with you - there needs to be some return for the money handed over. It's a privilege to receive it, not a right.

I blame them. If they are claiming incapacity benefit when not being incapacitated then they are thieving ****-bags.

Not really relevant to the question of Saudi dictats but a good summary of the whole topic: http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/jul/25/david-mitchell-burqa-ban-tattoos

What the **** are you talking about you complete ****? How can: - "No idea. What I expect will happen is that we'll start playing better as players up the intensity and the likes of Lallana, Pucheon, Connolly etc play, fitness imporves and people get back in to the swing of competitive play. That's what I think." - work or not work well for England? That's a complete nonsense statement. And in any case, why are you talking about England? I assume you're referring to our poor world cup performance. Oh yeah, I see now, that is a perfect analogy for a pre-season friendly and league campaign. Stop being such a ****.

Well, hang on, give him a chance to explain properly...

You reckon our best chance for promotion was when we had a ten point penalty and needed to completely rebuild the team. Could you explain why please?

lol - with his doppleganger mate?

No idea. What I expect will happen is that we'll start playing better as players up the intensity and the likes of Lallana, Pucheon, Connolly etc play, fitness imporves and people get back in to the swing of competitive play. That's what I think.

What a funny little video.

Yeah, just but them. Simple as that. There are no other intervening factors. Buy them. That easy.

This is one of my favourite pages yet. Pure comedy gold from all sorts of places.

I was at uni with Rhona Mitra's brother. Facto****. Set it to vibrate and finish yourself off.

It's pretty clear that the banner is predicated on hursuite achievement. Frankie Bennet's hat is the sole ethnic candidate ImO.

I heard he is gainfully employed in washing Garry "up the" Glitter's BMWWWWW X20. And when he's not doing that he is buffing wood for other chaps. All perfectly legit.

I thinkg AP thinks a.b.c.d.e.f.etc are not as good so it's worth playing the waiting game. If we miss out on some signings I guess we'll look to recuit in the loan market later on. By the way, I have not a scooby, this is all supposition.

Anything less than 30 goals is a disgrace. TBF I wasn't convinced he had the necesarry discipline to play "wing" in 2008-2009 but it was obvious last year that he had improved his fitness and team ethic. I knew this because I watched some matches.

Nice one or bad/offensive one?

Thank you Matthew. A few lubricating beverages helps!

He means, "I would like X... Club Y won't sell X at the moment. I don't want to buy W if X becomes available later so I'll wait and see. By the way I am loaded. I can recruit at a level that my competitors dream of. Some of my fans are incontinent little scroats with psycho-analytically interesting disorders but I coudn't give a flying **** about them because they're special".

The shirt is wonderful. Frankly, no one on here would have a clue about style if it raped them. You fatty Primark Slobodan Meshirtovic sandle-and-sock uber gimps.

Everyone knows that certain posters are boring vom-minded, hyper-self-important, smog-visioned, dunder-block-headed, uber-****tish, rtard-jizziming feckwits. Treat the ****s with the contempt they deserve,

Cllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssss. And anyone who has less than brilliant feelings is a bed-wetting, pant-soiling, mummy-suckling, bravado-spunking, toss-geezer.