benjii

So basically it's self-publicising, desperate, clawing guff on Facebook?

Posted illiterate nonsense on here (there was one particularly hilarious PM about how the board were hoovering up shares to assist the Paul Allen takeover (illegal and illogical)). It became alarmingly clear that he began to consider himself a bit of a mover and shaker behind the scenes despite displaying an apparent comic-Mittyesque ignorance of all things corporate. Some claimed he was tasked with selling Rupert Lowe's shares and was just after a commission (a la tommac who followed later). No idea if this was true or not. He published a trouser-moistening, ball-bouncingly, eye-watering, arse-slappingly funny "manifesto" of what would happen should his palls (some Arabs, I think) takeover. It involved world-domination and David Beckham. EDIT - actually, I'm not sure if he "published" it; I think someone might have stitched him up by posting an email on here? Doesn't seem to have any kind of malicious agenda - just a wee bit bumbling. Even more hilariously he then got involved with attempts to buy Bournemouth out of admin, appeared on tele (to more hilarity) and was publically shunned by a group he appeared to think he was a key part of. Helpmerhonda, was an innernet tranny American. Luckily I was out of the country for most of that, so if you want to know more about him/her/it someone else will have to fill you in.

Is he friends with David Beckham? Some arabs?

I thought his photocopiers were legit?

Have you never seen it? Was absolutely hilarious. Ball-bouncingly funny stuff.

Friday tomorrow.

Ahhh soooohh! Chicken Terryaki Man! Cluck, cluck, cluck!

C-244 Inkjet

Well anyway, I for one am delighted that the David Beckham academy is on its way and I shall be first in the queue for a new pad at Burj Southampton.

What - how on earth do you divine that from this windy-pops?

Saints were a customer of Centerprise I believe. If they have been in touch with Fry I expect it's because we owe them some money!

But who's talking turd? Is it Nick G? Is it Weston Saint? Is it both.... or neither! Join us tomorrow for the latest round of crap.

Shucks.... Can't seem to find any posts for lifelongsaint or cherrypip. Was looking forward to a laugh!

I will do some digging so you can see what a gem he is...

Cheer up everyone, presumably there's bugger all chance of it being accepted.

You were told they were racking up £25k a day in fees? No chance.

Michael? If it's Longlifecherryphotocopier then I would rather have Lowe back.

What?

Yes, but he was probably talking ********.

Er, no.

That was awful. I am sorry.

So is it Des Linoam after all?

What? It was a crock of ****e waste of money. End of.

Yes, you are.