Dark Munster

That's the straw I'm clinging to. It's all part of Sir Ronald's cunning plan for Kat to open her purse in January.

All our problems will be solved if we buy a quality striker who is lethal in the box. Unfortunately, they are few and far between and usually out of our price range.

1. Score more goals than them. 2. See above. 3. Ditto.

No thanks, I'll stick with Sir Ronald.

Playing well?

Exactly. And if they do manage to finish in the top 3 or 4 there's a good chance that they could keep Mahrez and Vardy for another season at least. Not to mention the extra CL dosh to strengthen further. Shame we weren't able to strengthen this time last year.

How many games for us will he be allowed before we can call him AnDross?

If a year ago someone looked into a crystal ball and said the winner of the Leicester-Chelsea match would go 2 points clear at the top, with the loser 1 point above relegation, I wonder what odds would be given for it being this way around?

Mind boggling what Leicester are doing this season.

Great result at WHL. We're not going to be anywhere near relegation.

Newcastle level. All set up nicely for Eriksen to get the winner in the 89th minute.

Rather unfair to broken clocks, which are right twice a day.

It was a brilliant performance. Not just the incredible saves, but his kicking took the ball (especially into the wind in the 2nd half) twice as long as Kelvin. He made a good early save, got a pat on the back from one of our defenders, and his confidence grew from there. I'd play him in the next match, even if Stek is fit.

My Leaf runs much better than my previous car. Not quite as classy, admittedly.

If you can hold on for a year or so then 200 mile range Leafs (and Chevy Bolts) should be coming out.

Have you ever test driven one? Once you do you very likely won't want to go back to a Fred Flintstone fossil mobile again. I have a Leaf and love it. It's a blast to drive, not to mention saving tons on petrol and maintenance. Range is the only downside, but most of the time I don't need to go more than the 70 odd miles maximum. Got a charger in the garage, so top it off every night.

So another vote for the skates.

Wow, I didn't realise the PL will have playoffs next season. Something to look forward to. Is that for an extra Europa spot?

That's fairly accurate isn't it?

Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore (Republican)

In fairness, they do same thing repeatedly (living beyond their means) and expect the same result (getting away with it). You have to give them credit, it's the one thing (literally) that they are good at.

DFCSBs at home. Give them a huge rogering that will swamp the two 4-1s combined, along with their 1-1 wins in the Championship which "denied us promotion" and "saved them from relegation." After their double digit humiliation their knuckle-dragging fans manage to run on to the pitch, giving their cesspit of a club a fine greater than their match/TV receipts. They go home empty handed with their tails between their fins.