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Yes, but it does imply not B implies not A. In other words, this has 0-0 written all over it.

You mean like we were for 15 years or so?

So how's Austin's injury?

Tails should be up a bit now for this one, although Pulis' teams are never easy. I'd start with the same 11 that started today, who were all excellent. Please Ron, keep Big Vic on the bench (or in the stands).

Are we playing Barcelona tonight?

Is Gazza injured? Madness to have Kelvin ahead of him, if not.

We need a quality striker Les.

But still very reliable.

Much better, thank you. Let's hope it catches the attention of Les.

This. Although you should have put WE REALLY NEED A STRIKER in bold font.

Well at least we all agree that Villa are doomed.

And then fail spectacularly like Moyes did.

Pelle back, Fraser back, Bertrand back, J̶r̶o̶d̶ ̶b̶a̶c̶k̶, Vic pulls his head out of his arse and starts playing, quality new striker in. Problems solved.

Ok now we can focus 100% on the league. Confidence-wise this is almost a proverbial must-win game. Well, mustn't lose at least.

"If there is any player who thinks if his behaviour is not good that makes it easier for him, then I will put the player in the stands until the end of the contract because that's the not the way you do your job as a footballer." - Sir Ronnie. So let's hope Big Vic will be in the stands if he continues with his non-Arsenal performances.

Do we really want to sign someone whose first name is Jonjo?

In other words, he's playing better than Wanyama is currently (Arsenal shop window aside). Corrected for you.

Similarly, if anyone is down at the pub with fellow Saints fans, please don't waste your time talking about any player WCDAJFU. Unless Les, Freddy or Kat are with you, of course.

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?55627-January-Hcdajfu-time Thread closed. (I hope).

Yes, unfortunately a lot usually. But we desperately need one.

But only if we get a decent offer. If he goes for anything less he wins. If we don't get a decent offer let him rot with the kids (although that would be unfair on the kids).

Agreed on all points.

Only if we get a good offer. Otherwise, that would just be rewarding his petulance. 5 is too generous for that shit Wanyama (agreed with the muppet part). I'd give him 1/10. And let him rot in the reserves for at least the next 10 matches (unless Arsenal make an offer we can't refuse).

I say let him rot in the reserves.