Dark Munster

Indeed. Just like Elia. If anyone can, it's Sir Ronald.

147 all out. Pathetic.

131 for 8 - Shocking.

A post that's not out of place on any of the 2000+ pages here.

If that happens both Clyne and Saints would be very happy.

If Wilson is correct they don't want him to run down his contract, in order to get a good fee now. On top of that they want him to forgo bonus payments. Palace got none of that and we benefitted then. I haven't heard anything about Clyne pushing for a move now, only that he won't sign a new contract. But if he is, I agree he should hand in a transfer request.

Didn't he run down his contract at Palace before joining us? If so, aren't Saints being rather hypocritical? As long as he gives his best in every match, he has every right to run down his contract. He kept his end of the bargain, and has no obligation to sign a new contract or hand in a transfer request.

ITK or speculation?

As a chauffeur?

This.

If relegation is certain with a match or more left at the end of the season, a convenient brawl at that time would nicely use up the 16 point penalty.

Let's say we have 50 matches for the season (including cups). If each starts 50% that's 25 starts each. Of the remaining 25 maybe each would come off the bench as a replacement (or to join the other if we're chasing the game) 12 or so times. Of the remaining 12 or 13 matches where they don't play, possibly about 10 of those are injuries and suspensions. So only a handful where they are warming the bench for the entire game. No problem. Sign him up and keep Pelle.

Which means you would get one too. Mentioning Branf**t is ok, as long as it's something like "Branf**t was a f***ing piece of shit". But implying Branf**t was "not bad" is beyond an infraction, even in jest. A lifetime ban would be appropriate I would say.

No, we're all reasonable here. We won't write him off completely until he's had at least 2 bad pre-season matches.

Mission accomplished for Roy.

Indeed. Google bollocks translation: "Join one of the big teams son, and then you can start for England."

Not sure I'd want us to have a defender called Trippier playing anywhere inside our penalty area.

Shocking record. Mind you, if we'd been half decent at taking penalties ....

Would've been nice if Morgan, Nathan and Toby were the models. The vomit green colour is a bit dodgy, but it could've be worse.

Maybe it was instigated by an Arsenal mole in the hope that the transfer will be declared null and void, so that they can get their money back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk0XWZcHRvs

Bigger club/wages?

You can never have too much talent up front. Just ask Barcelona.