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Didn't he run down his contract at Palace before joining us? If so, aren't Saints being rather hypocritical? As long as he gives his best in every match, he has every right to run down his contract. He kept his end of the bargain, and has no obligation to sign a new contract or hand in a transfer request.

ITK or speculation?

As a chauffeur?

This.

If relegation is certain with a match or more left at the end of the season, a convenient brawl at that time would nicely use up the 16 point penalty.

Let's say we have 50 matches for the season (including cups). If each starts 50% that's 25 starts each. Of the remaining 25 maybe each would come off the bench as a replacement (or to join the other if we're chasing the game) 12 or so times. Of the remaining 12 or 13 matches where they don't play, possibly about 10 of those are injuries and suspensions. So only a handful where they are warming the bench for the entire game. No problem. Sign him up and keep Pelle.

Which means you would get one too. Mentioning Branf**t is ok, as long as it's something like "Branf**t was a f***ing piece of shit". But implying Branf**t was "not bad" is beyond an infraction, even in jest. A lifetime ban would be appropriate I would say.

No, we're all reasonable here. We won't write him off completely until he's had at least 2 bad pre-season matches.

Mission accomplished for Roy.

Indeed. Google bollocks translation: "Join one of the big teams son, and then you can start for England."

Not sure I'd want us to have a defender called Trippier playing anywhere inside our penalty area.

Shocking record. Mind you, if we'd been half decent at taking penalties ....

Would've been nice if Morgan, Nathan and Toby were the models. The vomit green colour is a bit dodgy, but it could've be worse.

Maybe it was instigated by an Arsenal mole in the hope that the transfer will be declared null and void, so that they can get their money back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk0XWZcHRvs

Bigger club/wages?

You can never have too much talent up front. Just ask Barcelona.

Nice. But no more sliding on your knees in celebration please Jay.

Oi, stop! That's my straw.

Unfortunately the DCFSB horse has long bolted from this. Mind you, administration VI isn't beyond the realm of possibilities, so I'll keep some popcorn ready.

Just like your club then, mack.

In fairness he may have thought we were a million miles away before the match, and realised afterwards that we are in fact 2 million miles away. I did.

That pretty much sums it up for me too.