Dark Munster

Mario sounds good, but would prefer Luis, who would add much needed bite to our attack.

We're second from the left. P**py are the krill, out of the picture to the left.

This. Plus so far he has shown that he's no more than a mediocre player.

http://itsalmo.st/#meltdowntime

Outclassed by the second worst team in the division. Time to verbally abuse the umpires to take the points deduction now?

Over the last few seasons here on TSF we've been writing off new players as late as September, so I'm pleased we're doing our writing off nice and early this year.

To clarify, is the rock Bournemouth and the hard place P****y?

Not quite as sordid of course.

It could well be that we could match any fee Spurs are willing to pay, but not the wages offered. That's always going to be a problem for a club our size.

Me too. But it appears Sir Ronald thinks otherwise.

We do have a surplus of front line strikers, so it does make sense to offload some of them.

Corrected for you.

Bit harsh that. Yep.

He's as mad as a box of ostriches, and looked like a dead man walking from Christmas. I don't know how they did it, but it appears the LC board correctly figured he'd pull off a great escape. That's a good shout about BFS.

This.

Well, if she had balls ...

In fairness it would seem Saints were equally keen to cash in now, given that he wasn't prepared to sign an extension.

Apparently it did make her eyes water.

Yes indeed. My money's on him running down his contract, and then probably moving on to Man Utd.

Yes, but they're amateurs compared to the skates.

Until the end of his contract? I can believe that.