Dark Munster

Yes indeed, the Lowe luvvies who called him the boot boy and were delighted he was kicked out. They've been silent for a long time now. Yes, him and his luvvies. Well done Nige! Most of us knew you'd do well.

Hijacker(s) plan a 9/11 type suicide mission into some Asian target. Order pilots to turn off all communication and head to said target. Pilots guess motive and pretend to cooperate, but instead fly/program plane to vast Indian ocean, to spare lives on the ground. By the time hijacker(s) realise they are heading in the wrong direction pilots maybe already killed, but there is not enough fuel to get to any land anyway.

If Man U is offensive to them I think we should respect that, and stick with ManUre.

Richie and the board come to an amicable agreement that he will leave by mutual consent.

Ah, so that was who was standing next to me. He kept on waffling on about going somewhere warm to play golf.

But not for MP.

What are you favourite flowers and chocolates that we can send to you in hospital afterwards?

Wait until the semi-final weekend!

I think you have your answer.

Arsenal v. Wigan Sheff. Utd. vs. S̶o̶u̶t̶h̶a̶m̶p̶t̶o̶n̶ Hull

How did they find out she did that? She did walk into the nearest police station with the smoldering remains of her cat in her hands, and confess? Or did the cat explode in the microwave oven, hurling feline limbs and organs into the neighbour's garden? Inquiring minds want to know.

It depends if MP will repeat the same mistake next time. So far he hasn't indicated that he'll do anything differently next season if we're in the same position.

Yes, I've been cursing the old bastard's premature departure every time I look at the L2 table. Mind you, if the DFCSBs manage to go down under their own steam it would make it all the more hilarious. We live in hope. (Best sorted by "most active"). Richie is not very popular with the few. The natives are definitely revolting.

I wonder if Manure now hate him as much as we do, and successfully have him banned from officiating their matches for 6 years?

Come on hole, don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel about Corpse.

They've already done that! http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/reading-1-pompey-0-1-3595034 Among the more original chants was ‘Let’s pretend we’ve scored a goal’, followed by a cheer.

He's got the incentive now. Free meal at TGIF if he does. Doubt it. Guly's being rested for the semi-final, along with JWP, Kelvin and Jos.

We can help them tomorrow.

It's been shit or bust for 4 or 5 years now. So I think we can safely say they are now in deep shit. Mariana Trench deep.

Where's the Tesco?

But have you forgotten that she desperately needs the money?

Hopefully the new contract will have a big bonus for progress in each round of the FA Cup.

Why is 9th and no cup more important than 10th and the cup?