Dark Munster

Those MP apologists are very good at the straw man argument, aren't they SM? In fairness though, it's all they've got.

I hope you're right, but I find it a bit unbelievable, Jeff: MP hasn't shown any sign of remorse about his team selection.

Not when you are locked in mid table with no relegation or European spots to avoid/play for.

Look on the bright side. It's still more likely than the skates getting their 1000 quid back.

Note, swap positions/cup only. Same manager, squad, academy etc.

Not Chelsea?

This ^. But if Liverpool don't win the league it should be Pulis. Hands up who thought CP were dead and buried when he took over? Not only were they bottom on 4 points from 11 games, they were playing crap, the squad was useless, and they looked doomed. If he'd been able to do a great escape and survive by a point it would have been remarkable. But now they are 12th, 7 points clear, after beating the likes of Chelsea. Incredible.

Rodgers, if he wins the league (although more credit has to go to Suarez). If Liverpool don't win it, and Palace stay up, I'd go for Pulis.

Yes.

I'm sure that's what WBA fans said at the end of last season.

I'm completely debt-free , apart from non-footballing debt.

Well, on the bright side, this result is a disaster for our friend. You're welcome, Gus.

I'm not. Semi-finals this weekend.

I latest I've heard they've found the black box in the Black Sea.

Was it this bloke?

Yes indeed, the Lowe luvvies who called him the boot boy and were delighted he was kicked out. They've been silent for a long time now. Yes, him and his luvvies. Well done Nige! Most of us knew you'd do well.

Hijacker(s) plan a 9/11 type suicide mission into some Asian target. Order pilots to turn off all communication and head to said target. Pilots guess motive and pretend to cooperate, but instead fly/program plane to vast Indian ocean, to spare lives on the ground. By the time hijacker(s) realise they are heading in the wrong direction pilots maybe already killed, but there is not enough fuel to get to any land anyway.

If Man U is offensive to them I think we should respect that, and stick with ManUre.

Richie and the board come to an amicable agreement that he will leave by mutual consent.

Ah, so that was who was standing next to me. He kept on waffling on about going somewhere warm to play golf.

But not for MP.

What are you favourite flowers and chocolates that we can send to you in hospital afterwards?