Dark Munster

Defensively (DM + defenders + GK taken together) we're as good as anyone in the league, IMHO. Attacking-wise we are mediocre at best, with 5 or 6 teams miles ahead of us. And if Forster gets injured or suspended ....

The same for Bearsy, I heard.

Won against Liverpool, WBA, Swansea and Newcastle, lost against West Ham. 12 points versus 10 this time.

We will win 2-0 and finish 7-8

I wish someone would tell the Yanks, because it's bloody hard to find here. Which is a bit strange since Heinz is American.

Me? I no wanker!

I think they tried asking, but nobody could understand their replies. As for WGS, he made most of his fortune in England, so he can stick his tie up his arse.

What changes for the final match? Perhaps drop one or more of Tahir, Wheater and Alsop, replaced by Briggs, Master Bates, and Terry? Discuss.

There's only one thing that can be put on chips.

Well played that man.

Doing their best to snatch defeat from the jaws of a draw.

I think that is a good summary, assuming a draw tomorrow: Essex don't beat Worcs, Hants are probably up, but if Essex win then Hants probably have to beat Glamorgan. I wonder who Worcs prefer to go up with them? Presumably the team they think is the weaker of the two. If they think Hants are stronger I wonder if they'll "rest" a few players in their match against Essex?

Adams out for 6. 28/1.

I made the same mistake in post 416. Bugger indeed, that's 6 potential points down the toilet.

5 for the draw.

Only 218 I think. Which means if Essex win against Worcs, Hants would need to at least draw with more bonus points than Essex get in their win. Damn Essex and their rice-pudding attack.

How many bowling points did we get?

If Essex get 48 points Hants need 27 (Essex win the tie-breaker, total wins, if Hants get 26). At least the 6 maximum bowling points are easy to get. Oh ....

If Essex win against Leicestershire (probable) and against Worcs (possible, they've got nothing to play for) Hants may need one more win.

Carberry to miss the final 2 games with a hand injury.

Yes indeed. We must be the only fans of a club he's managed that don't hate him. I think he's less than half way through an 8 year contract, so with about a £10m payoff I don't think he's losing very much sleep about his imminent sacking.

Link?

Considering the amount of fat in its pipes does that mean they are due for a massive coronary?

[video=youtube;9M--5rbdCBk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=9M--5rbdCBk

So, where are you Gemmel? Cat got your tongue?