Dark Munster

Rodgers, if he wins the league (although more credit has to go to Suarez). If Liverpool don't win it, and Palace stay up, I'd go for Pulis.

Yes.

I'm sure that's what WBA fans said at the end of last season.

I'm completely debt-free , apart from non-footballing debt.

Well, on the bright side, this result is a disaster for our friend. You're welcome, Gus.

I'm not. Semi-finals this weekend.

I latest I've heard they've found the black box in the Black Sea.

Was it this bloke?

Yes indeed, the Lowe luvvies who called him the boot boy and were delighted he was kicked out. They've been silent for a long time now. Yes, him and his luvvies. Well done Nige! Most of us knew you'd do well.

Hijacker(s) plan a 9/11 type suicide mission into some Asian target. Order pilots to turn off all communication and head to said target. Pilots guess motive and pretend to cooperate, but instead fly/program plane to vast Indian ocean, to spare lives on the ground. By the time hijacker(s) realise they are heading in the wrong direction pilots maybe already killed, but there is not enough fuel to get to any land anyway.

If Man U is offensive to them I think we should respect that, and stick with ManUre.

Richie and the board come to an amicable agreement that he will leave by mutual consent.

Ah, so that was who was standing next to me. He kept on waffling on about going somewhere warm to play golf.

But not for MP.

What are you favourite flowers and chocolates that we can send to you in hospital afterwards?

Wait until the semi-final weekend!

I think you have your answer.

Arsenal v. Wigan Sheff. Utd. vs. S̶o̶u̶t̶h̶a̶m̶p̶t̶o̶n̶ Hull

How did they find out she did that? She did walk into the nearest police station with the smoldering remains of her cat in her hands, and confess? Or did the cat explode in the microwave oven, hurling feline limbs and organs into the neighbour's garden? Inquiring minds want to know.

It depends if MP will repeat the same mistake next time. So far he hasn't indicated that he'll do anything differently next season if we're in the same position.

Yes, I've been cursing the old bastard's premature departure every time I look at the L2 table. Mind you, if the DFCSBs manage to go down under their own steam it would make it all the more hilarious. We live in hope. (Best sorted by "most active"). Richie is not very popular with the few. The natives are definitely revolting.

I wonder if Manure now hate him as much as we do, and successfully have him banned from officiating their matches for 6 years?