Dark Munster

Not sure if this is in the original match report, but even if it is it's getting spotlighted again:

Apparently not: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2532710/Mark-Clattenburg-investigated-Southampton-accuse-referee-abusing-Adam-Lallana.html I wish the PL would allow each club a choice of up to 2 refs they can request not to referee their matches. If a ref gets excluded by too many clubs, it's hasta la vista baby. It may force one or two of them, like Cretinberg, to do their job properly.

I think both clubs should agree that if it's a draw after 89 minutes, the coaches toss a coin, and the team losing the toss scores an own goal in the 90th minute.

Fair enough. But I'd guess the majority of us would want the opposite. Me for starters.

^ This. Rest one or two knackered players, but put out as strong a side as possible.

I was thinking exactly the same thing. They were two excellently timed clearances, and I very much doubt our table football goalie would have come out to clear either of them, and would've been 1 on 1 with the striker. As Oscar showed in the 2nd half, Chelski's players know how to put those away.

Men vs. boys. Chelsea's gazillion pound attack was too much for us. No shame in that. I hope MP doesn't field a too weakened team against Burnley. A cup run is really needed now, for confidence and to keep the season alive.

Happy new year, nutjobs.

Most of his predictions are wrong. Predict a win and we lose, and predict a loss and we win. Presto, his league table has us "correctly" getting 3 points from 2 wrong predictions. And so on. 15 wrongs do make a right!

Time for an updated table, methinks. [TABLE] [TR] [TD][TABLE=width: 234] [TR] [TD]Nutjob[/TD] [TD]Posts[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Trousers[/TD] [TD]5,811[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]dubai_phil[/TD] [TD]2,719[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]pedg[/TD] [TD]2,314[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]OldNick[/TD] [TD]2,016[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Rallyboy[/TD] [TD]1,926[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Gemmel[/TD] [TD]1,682[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]View From The Top[/TD] [TD]1,376[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Channon's Sideburns[/TD] [TD]1,247[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Gingeletiss[/TD] [TD]1,241[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Crab Lungs[/TD] [TD]1,162[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Hutch[/TD] [TD]1,160[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Hypochondriac[/TD] [TD]1,110[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Dark Munster[/TD] [TD]1,084[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Andysstuff[/TD] [TD]1,083[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]EastleighSoulBoy[/TD] [TD]1,066[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Matthew Le God[/TD] [TD]1,045[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]stevegrant[/TD] [TD]1,040[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [/TD] [TD][/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] Look who's sneaked into the 1K club! And Trousers is indeed giving everyone else a good spanking.

How long before they're above the skates?

Ross Turnbull?

Your boys took one hell of a beating.

That puts him miles ahead of Gazza. If Gazza plays I predict a loss. If Kelvin plays (and Jos O. G. Hoofveld doesn't) I predict a win

Merry Christmas Saints.

Our new goalie Paulo is even better. Some are rating him higher than Shilton and Banks combined. Young too. But since it's Christmas, and if you ask nicely, we'd be willing to swap him with yours.

Now that's an image I want to get out of my head.

Why the **** was Cork taken off? Why the **** was Davis taken off? Why the **** wasn't Hoofelt taken off?

Terrible goalkeeping Gazza. Oh, it was the Spurs keeper.....

He made one against Newcastle. I think.

Gazza rooted to his line.