Dark Munster

If you happen to bump into Mr. Mann, any chance of finding out which club he supports?

That won't stop Cheats FC from bending the rules to get around it, by offloading rubbish to get below the 20 mark, something they have been quite open and proud about. CHEATING BASTARDS.

You mean, as in Hitler made Jack the Ripper seem like a pretty good person?

Four years, then. As much as I like to see them suffer a slow death, that is a bit too long for me.

Yes, Nick.

By their repeated sticking up of two fingers it almost appears that AA and co. want liquidation, but it to occur in such a way (i.e. CVA being rejected in court) that they can blame the big bad HMRC. CHEATING, LYING BASTARDS.

It's easy to understand: the football genius Heskey kept him out. Anyway, back on topic...... CHEATING, LYING BASTARDS.

The Ex-Linvoy Primus Community Stand

Yes, indeed. Not to mention Lampitt: a rat joining a sinking ship smells very fishy. CHEATING, LYING BASTARDS.

The only thing keeping them on life support at the moment is the promise of £48 million parachute money over the next 4 years. If the shit really hits the fan, I wonder if BC may try to cut a deal with the PL to get part of this up front (half, maybe?) and agree to forgo the rest? If so, as a secured creditor he'll maybe be able to trouser his wedge, AA will put Cheats FC into voluntary liquidation, and the rotten corpse will be thrown out of the league.

Wow, top post. But surely too good to be true?

Bravo. We won't tell them. P.S. If anyone missed this gem: I'm sure the s cummers are all really jealous of us. What with us being on the edge of liquidation and them having a billionaire owner. We beat them with a team we couldn't afford and won the cup with cash we didn't have and it could mean the end of pompey. It wasn't worth it. As for sl*ging off Le Tissier, you're having a laugh. You'd have to be a moron not to see what a genius player he was despite him being a s cummer. It's no wonder our club is in such a mess when such a large section of our support is so thick.

You could be right. On the other hand, you could be completely, utterly and totally wrong.

Remind me again, how many billionaire investors did Lowe bring in for Saints?

Anyway, for dune's benefit, here's the current score: Cortese/Liebherr 2,500,000,000 Lowe 0

So, in summary, they are CHEATING BASTARDS.

Fear not, liquidisation, the bulldozing of Nottarf Krap, and the building of Tesco on the unholy ground will take quite some time (and hundreds more hilarious fun-packed pages). And as dronskisaint mentioned, there's also the Little gun runner, Mad Milan, Saggy & Storrie Show to look forward to.

He/she claims to be a skate, but makes far too intelligent and balanced comments to be one. A Saint infiltrator I think.

And don't forget the torture of playing in 100 F heat with 100% humidity. God bless the Yanks.

In my opinion that is doing too much. CHEATING BASTARDS.

Heskey: 7 goals in 62 England appearances. Vassell: 6 goals in 22 England appearances. Nuff said.