jamesfp1

I think I'm having a heart attack

ADKINS

It's based on nothing but a rumour... from a Skate.

Fonte loves saints more than his own children. He will never leave.

Some would class naive as listening to column filling paper gossip and taking it as fact.

This place should be shut down between seasons.

Burn

The club is hard at work finalising everything for the suprise article on the OS tomorrow - announcing the trio of new deals for Poch, Lallana and Shaw.

Lolz

"All premier league clubs must name a minimum of 4 academy produced, English players in each matchday squad."

Yes it will mate

I hate football

Although everyone thinks you're a complete and utter absolute fackin prat, me included, I really wanted to know how many points we have dropped from winning positions. Surely the most in this league for many, many seasons?

This play like Barcelona for 20 mins or so and then implode lark is not good for my heart.

Take all 3 + sturridge

If jrod gets another 6-8 goals he'll be on the plane. But he doesn't look like getting another 6-8 goals so he probably won't be on the plane.

Still getting over that miss from Lambert. My girlfriend's vagina would have scored that.

70mph gusts forecast for the game. Hopefully Boruc can get himself a freak goal.

Has Astori signed yet?

Missed chances whilst dominating again. We will lose this.

It's all part of the master plan

Get googling!

Antonio? Ox?

All down to lack of options tbh. Even more so now that Gaston is gone.

Never seen us like this. Incredible.