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Lambert is going to Spain somewhere.... ... on holiday, he'll be back for start of the season

Isle of Wight and Alaska

Food/beer cards. The idea being you charge them up - from machines on the walls or online or via ticket office - and then come halftime you order food and just swipe card. I reckon each cash-based transaction takes about 15 seconds to deal with. Would save a bunch of time. Also, as I have been bleating on and on for years now, do we really need to have Premiership football clubs advertised in our ground and on our website? It really hacks me off when I go for a slash at half-time and in front of me is an advert with Wayne Rooney, Gerrard et al staring back at me. I know they are generic adverts for football on TV but it still gets on my tits.

South Africa. Be good to have an English team winning down there

God you really are a patronizing sore loser aren't you? Go an wallow in your own grief see if I care. The Tories Are Back !!!! Ha! Ha! Ha!

you sound rather bitter and twisted imo. I am over the moon that my lot are now back in power. You obviously aren't. C'est le vie. Deal with it mush.

Thorpe - the socialists lost the election old boy! Do keep up!

Compared to Blair he was a decent honourable man... but that ain't saying much. Brown would have been an excellent Labour PM if he was born in 1920. He was never going to beat Cameron in front of the cameras.

don't follow you? whadaya mean?

Oh please, pull the other one. Got bells on it.

how the **** do you know? Judge not...

Oh for Christ's sake, what have I got my self into?! Oh well, might as well make the most of it... where shall we put the duck house dear? And we should probably build a moat around here too!!

I wouldn't have thought David Cameron will be getting much sleep tonight.

HM: Thank **** for that! I was sure that Brown was a Pompey supporter. I take it you support the Saints, Mr Cameron?

Ma'am, are you shrinking?

typical socialist. toodle-pip Brown. See ya! Wouldn't wana be ya!

Crap, and you know it! Typical New Labour spin. Well them days are over!

Yeah, because Back Bencher Brown never ever raided the country's pensions did he...

funnily enough, the one Lib-dem policy I strongly support is the tax threshold being raised to £10,000. Now that seams like it is going to happen as part of the coalition deal. I will be about £800 a year better off as a result. (21% of about £4,000). Top notch, but begs the question why Labour - supposedly the party of the poor - didn't do it? Remember the 10p tax scandal? You see, Labour like to spend the poor's money for them. The Tories (and Liberals) will let us spend our own.

Remember that night back in 1997 when the Labour party danced to this music? And what exactly has 'got better' since? Blair's bank balance excepted.

what? are you on the scrounge? ... the cuts, they be a coming!

boll0x! Back-bencher Brown was ready to support it as were all the other weasels surrounding him but they knew that a significant member of the PLP were dead-against PR so they could never have got the deal down.

notice how Labour had 13 years to realise they were in favour of PR.... conveniently just at the same time when they LOST the election?

Ok, you can come into the Coalition. Just checking there weren't any Labour opposition (Yes, that is OPPOSITION) people trying to sneak in.

Pathetic. Sour loser.