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He's on a roll at the moment, isnt he. First his seat in parliament, now he's jumped ship at Sunderland just because they hired a fascist. No sense of humour, some people.

Sunderland FC. From Black Cats to Blackshirts in 24 hours.

Clarkson is about as funny as Loaded used to be for its first few months. The jokes have run out, he needs to be put out of our misery.

+1, well said. The icing on the cake would be if that shifty chancer found that qpr was his final job.

Is there no end to Rolf Harris's musical talents? Hit songwriter, singer, virtuoso on didgeridoo and wobble-board, and now we find out he's also an expert fiddler.

Same reason as me. The final whistle blew.

Good point. I was only looking below us!!

I tend to do quite well during recessions. My chosen profession is rather obscure, but I sell at the lower end of the market. In the boom times, customers deciding they want one just head for the nearest massive showroom with a load of new ones in stock, and fork out four or five grand. When times are tight, the same type of client will look around a bit more, realise they can buy a secondhand one from someone like me for £500 - £1000, and go that route. The private maintenance work goes down the toilet in the slow times, but the sales make up for it. I've been run off my feet with sales, over the last few months in particular, in fact we're just off out to deliver one I sold half an hour ago.

Just some rhetoric from the north korean nutjob. He's certainly inherited his old man's megalomaniac insanity, he sounds like comical ali.

His stock has risen slightly since his paymasters told him to keep his mouth firmly closed unless its absolutely necessary for him to speak. You hardly ever hear him holding forth on any subject nowadays.

They have us finishing 17th. Is Dalek involved with this lot?

I hope the dog had been neutered. Think of the offspring.

"I'm going to chuck in comedy...". Thats probably the only funny thing he's ever said.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21947497 Leaving to work for a charity in the States. I'd have put money on him taking over when Labour finally see sense and get shot of his liability of a brother. Who does that leave when Miliband Jr gets the boot?

My wife asked me to help think up a four-letter pincode for her favourite online fashion website, one that she wouldn't forget. All I could come up with was "XXXL", and thats why I've got this black eye.

These fat f*ckers should have to buy two seats. If they whinge about it, console them by saying at least they'll get two meals.

aah, dexys midnight runners. Fronted by possibly the biggest tw*t ever, kevin rowland. On their first album they printed the lyrics on the inner sleeve, adding the waiver "the lyrics printed are not necessarily the ones sung on the album, but we feel they add to the experience". Pretentious f*ckwitt.

laughing out lard

Given the current weather up north, have you considered taking up skiing?

Obviously Reading will be in for him, but dont forget that Chelsea will also be looking for a manager once Benitez leaves at season's end. He'd be foolish to jump at the first offer that comes along, Wenger looks under pressure as well.

Turks. What you've all missed is that since his move to the frozen north, he has radically altered his wardrobe and accessories. This is his new look. I have it on good authority that he's also working on his accent by studying a continuous loop of monty python's Four Yorkshiremen sketch. Making good progress, apparently.

"poultry"? I suspect fowl play.

Bit embarrassing really, but what can you do .

Agreed, but I hope we dont bottle it.

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