scotty

Definitely. Kids born with the disease are one of the groups who cant possibly have had any part in their contracting it, not the only ones of course, but if they can be cured of it thats got to be a great step forward.

Yep, I've tried that one as well and it gets the scotty seal of approval.

He looked decent in the ACON as well.

Its probably because the players have started high-fiving and embracing the manager and assistant when they score. You wouldn't want your favourite Armani ruined by grass stains and sweat, would you. And thats without even thinking about Punch

This is brilliant. Someone posted it this morning, I couldn't agree with him more. Years ago popular music mattered. It really did. Earnest young and even slightly older music fans would make their way to record shops and spend an awfully long time making a choice. They had to make a choice because they couldn't have it all. Which LP or single to choose? Having made a commitment based upon both time and money spent, the excited fan would get the bus home with their prized possession. Once home the circle of vinyl would be taken out of its sleeve with extreme caution, placed on the turntable carefully, and with the skill of a surgeon , the needle would be lowered. Then side one would be listened to, without skipping a track. This method meant the listener would hear the artist's statement the way the artist wanted it heard. By employing this method every time they listened to the waxing, often the listener would find themselves enjoying a track they, upon first hearing, didn't like. Then the compact disc meant the music fan could effortlessly skip tracks and even-according to the lying ****s on Tomorrows World-put jam on their purchase. The Caring About Music Rot had set in. Then the super markets got their sticky fingers in on the act. And what were they stocking? Strictly best selling stuff. And bored housewives would casually pick a C*ntzone or C*nt That CD up with the weekly shop, to be listened to twice then forgotten about. This meant that sh*tty, pointless Bay City Roller type sh*te suddenly had an extended shelf life and hung around like Savile at a toddler's autopsy, rather than fading into obscurity as they once would have. Because previously the bored housewife would never have made the effort to visit an actual record store, because she doesn't really care for music( do you?). Then came Pop Idol et al and then MUSIC WAS FREE. Yes people could demonstrate their utter lack of commitment or care for the music they listened to by not even leaving their house, or paying for it. So now I've ended up in the situation where the HMV in my town will probably close and the independent stores f*cked off and died years ago. Now all the downloaders will smugly claim that they were "sticking it to the man" by not giving their cash to the greedy record companies. In reality they were sticking it to the shop assistants who lost their jobs, the unsigned acts who were ignored as the record companies played safe and people like me, who really don't want to shop on line. The greedy c*nts in charge of the record companies are still wadded. And if you've ever wondered why a ticket for a gig now costs a kidney, since the collapse of record sales, how else can a rock star pay for his coke habit. Apologies for the length of this whine, but look forward to next weeks exciting explanation of how Viagra laid the fluffers off.

Has he been sacked yet?

At last, some good news for Britain's small-business sector amongst the economic gloom. Profits soaring at Stamford Bridge Taxis.

lmfao

I agree, and hopefully Gaston will be a big star for us. But shurlocks right, its not just this board getting frustrated. I only saw the toon game on saintsplayer, but even on the extended highlights that showed.

imo, what he needs to do is stop getting the ball on the edge of the box, picking out the biggest clump of defenders, running straight into them and falling over.

Its definitely an infraction, bear. Your arm was in an unnatural position.

The point of this thread is that another ref (or at least, a former one) has already said it wasn't a pen. Doubt many refs would not have given it on the day, though.

Well he made a great start on R4 this morning, said he knew one of the women claiming to have been groped by Rennard, and adding, pricelessly, that "I feel for her."

Women of Pretoria, take note. The Pistorious boys are on a hat-trick.

"Michael Mcintyre, because he's funny." Lallana out!

One things for sure; this thread is more entertaining than mark lawrenson has ever been.

Yes, he might end up as a premiership footballer on fifty grand a week, having trashed any hopes of his dream job in the boardroom of his local Primark. I feel devastated for him.

..........he said, sarcastically.

These. Wasn't it the Dead Ringers team who used to rip the plss out of his "deadpan" style? His imitator would be asked a question about some game, and respond by shrugging his shoulders and saying in an exaggeratedly bored voice "dont know, Gary...dont care....... no idea......dont give a toss really...."

I'm quite surprised that labour have wheeled out John O'Farrell. He's a decent comedy writer, but would have thought he was well past his sell-by date politically given his previous blair/brown baggage.

No, but it comes close.

A mate of mine got back from his first holiday in thailand, he sank a few drinks and recounted his, ahem, experiences. Seems he got back to his hotel with what turned out to be a ladyboy, we asked wtf did he do when he found this out; answer, "flipped her over and did her up the sh*tter". I asked what do you mean, "her"?? He said it was too late by then to get fussy. (I suppose it was too late to get pussy as well )

Its time to stop with the Oscar Pistorious jokes, I haven't been able to repeat a single one of them to my friends. I hate this f*cking lisp.

Yes, that does look wrong. Didnt we equalise late on at home, then MLT looked for all the world like he'd scored a last- gasp winner? And the Stockport captain, Brian something, somehow made a fantastic saving header to keep it out?

Lily Allen has always been attractive until the moment she opens her f*cking mouth. That fake mockney accent makes me want to disembowel her, and not in a good way.