scotty

Come off it. Everyone still knows he's a scouser.

I can't believe how wild my sex life has got since I reached my 50th birthday. Just this morning, I was laying there half-asleep when she murmured my name and told me to relax, then slipped a finger into my arsehole. I orgasmed within seconds. These NHS prostate exams are brilliant.

A mate of mine is a Blackburn fan, although he hails from Wigan. (Plastic;) ) I texted him to ask wtf the venkys were playing at, he said "I have no f*cking idea and I've given up trying, the sooner they f*ck off the better".

He doesn't need to play any more, he's simply doubled Wayne Rooney's credit limit at his bookie shop.

Speak for yourself. I've been furious about it since the invasion, and I am not an activist. Blair should be hung from the same noose they used on saddam.

He's bound to be knackered now he has to walk everywhere.

How do you know?

He had one very good season for us, apart from that he was always poor. Never would have cut it as a regular starter for the national side, maybe a last-ditch 3rd or 4th choice backup sub, nothing more. The thing that grated more with me was when Ericsson took Walcott along for the ride, and in the game we got knocked out, chasing the game and crying out for an unknown quantity with terrifying pace, he subbed on a midfielder instead.

....according to Viz, so it must be gospel.

Nobody's forcing you to live there......... ..........are they?

The exact prediction I made to a mate before the game.

Not really, no. One of the funniest lines from In The Loop was when Malcolm Tucker snarled at his american counterpart "by the way, dont you ever call me ****ing English again".

Terrific result, and no more than we deserved today. J-Rod outstanding, but the whole team performed really well, only slight niggle is that Rickie one-on-one, I'd have put money on him sticking that away. .

This is something I've noticed as well. Until they come crawling home with their tails between their legs because they suddenly got ill and discovered the bitter truth about the spanish (or wherever's) health "service". Most of the expats I run into on holiday seem to be swilling beer at 9am while I'm having breakfast, and whining about the British tax system. Then they ask if you happen to have a copy of The Week or something.

^ what yarb said, plus coolsportz is good.

Impossible to say nowadays. Clubs don't advertise the fact that they are bidding for a player because of the money involved, it weakens their negotiating position. I would be amazed if we had been the only club in europe trying to sign him, not saying he's hit the ground running and been a star signing from the off, but he's obviously seen by the board as a young player with potential (like most of our other recent signings) rather than an older/experienced pro. Boruc being the exception, obviously.

The sight of jimmy somerville must be enough to turn a gay man straight. What a f*cking horror.

Well, given that one of my customers today is a Brighton fan, (no smartarse jokes, tia,) I tried to go along with Kaz's suggestion. I might be going blind, but I cant see rick astley anywhere on the song list. He's a fat useless tuneless c*nt anyway, so well suited to bompey....

The head gaskets gone?

:lol:

The voice of reason, well put. £20k is a bit of a slap on the wrist, but its the headlines that will annoy the club more than the money. Chewy is dead right, they needed a smaller club to take one for the league, the FA wouldn't dare take manure or chelski to task for the same offence.

Vanishing Point.

Yep, he's sunk without trace.

Dune was banned, wasn't he? I suppose he could have re-registered, but admin would know that from the ip.