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  1. We're all on message then....
  2. that should have been asterisked, mods please note
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    Cats

    I stand corrected, nice one and I assume its dried because if it was just a bucket of lion carp it would smell worse than the cats. just noticed 2nd post, I will ask keith if it still works. He doesnt like to spend money, so if he's still buying it........
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    British humour

    A friend in manchester sent me a copy of a cd, must be 3 years ago by now. He didnt bother with my name, just addressed it to "Southern Softy". Ive still got the same postie on this round, and thats still what he calls me
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    JPT Betting.

    Thats impressive, how much did you punt on it?
  6. was about to join the ranks of the unsmuggers, then the special delivery just arrived. F*ck knows how, my idiot mate managed to get my address and postcode both wrong, wtf:confused:
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    Cats

    Theres some stuff called Lions Roar, you can get it in garden centres. Its dried lion ****. A domestic cat wont go near it, and no, we cant smell it. My mate in hedge end swears by it, he had a real problem with his neighbours cats wrecking his garden.
  8. you enjoy the coach trip mate, I'll be tucked up in bed wondering what to snarf down in the hotel breakfast room before the 20 minute trip to wemberlee...
  9. I told elton john to f*ck off once. Not just in passing, but as a result of a direct request from his PA which I considered somewhat insulting. True story:cool:
  10. Me too. Just as Im getting used to it......
  11. this would be a shoo-in for the Viz defacement competition.
  12. Nope. Next.....
  13. lol:D ...also, samuel looks a hell of a lot like that other gobby c*nt garry bushell, has anyone ever seen them in the same room together :confused:
  14. 10% on cider. C*nts :mad:
  15. that is funny!! I didnt know we had any germans in the squad.
  16. lol, are you calling them w*nkers as well??
  17. poor old huntley, when he told the warders he was just nipping out for a quick slash they probably thought....... ok, forget I spoke;)
  18. neat use of "apparently". Hartlepool deny on their web pages that it ever happened, but say they go along with it because its a good story..... They. Hung. The. Monkey. FACT
  19. never any doubt, we were always going to walk this one;)
  20. I wasnt laughing.
  21. I for one would pay good money to see Lowe there, and to have a few private moments with him. And no, Im not on the turn
  22. true, when alls said and done its just 22 overpaid men hoofing a leather ball around a pitch. Nothing of interest there at all......
  23. +1 sad tho
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