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There's the basis of a "joke" in this story involving shooting in a girlfriend's face on Valentine's Day. I hope that this thread doesn't head that way. From an interview with South African police on sky... They are saying that Pistorious has asked to be taken to court immediately. Not sure of the significance of this. Police will be opposing bail but won't comment why. Police also stressing that the stories of an alleged break-in or burglary did not come from them. Police have investigated previous allegations of domestic incidents at the home of Pistorious. No reports of forced entry by on-site security. Hmmm.

Good investigatings Bear. My thoughts too. Having Google'd Romania Penis Pancake Hospital, I can confirm that it is an old story. In this report from 2002, it suggests that it was the second such incident in Romania within two years. Re Romanian culinary traditions, I'm not sure if pancakes are symbolic of preparing for a fast as they are here. They're probably just something you cook once a year to celebrate the annual blow job (usually afterwards, not during). But I think you're being too sensitive to "Willy". To all intents and purposes, I would imagine that it doesn't matter if it's "penis" or "willy" that leaves your mouth.

Comedy writer and author John O'Farrell named as Labour's candidate for Eastleigh. http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/feb/12/john-ofarrell-labour-candidate-eastleigh-byelection The Lib Dems have fielded a Councillor named Mike Thornton. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-21398150 Interesting choice by both parties. Thornton isn't a 'heavyweight' and it looks like John O'Farrell isn't taking the whole thing too seriously at all.

Very good! A variation... Don't ever leave Pochettino The truth is we'll always love you. You say Malvinas And we say Falklands Get us in Europe And you can have them.

Miller's Crossing. That's about the only film that I will make a point of watching again and again and again (is that tautology or just redundant repetition? Sorry CHAPEL END CHARLIE!) As with books, I usually like to walk away with my memories, and over time fill in the blanks from my subconscious first view. The more questions I'm left with, the more I have to use my imagination, the better the book/film. Reading/watching something twice usually means that I arrive with preconceptions and the 'meaning' ends up being self-fulfilling. I actually find it easier to watch 'pulpy' stuff more than once. I've probably seen Pretty in Pink more than any other film because I loved the sound track when I was younger, and now my wife and daughter regularly watch it.

Joel and/or Ethan Cohen?

I'm not sure if I'm following the thread correctly, but if we're intimating that Matthew Le God's real name is Matthew, then I wonder if he meant the "Le God" part to be homage to Le Tissier or simply a piece of self-analysis.

Currently off work with a strained neck.

I'd heard she was actually a geyser.

You see, this is why RonManager is my current favourite poster. Surreal just doesn't cover it. *Not an entry for the caption competition.

Frankly, it was just typical of Takumi's luck lately. He'd met Anna Konda at the club, and when she said she could dislocate her jaw and swallow him whole, he couldn't wait to get her home. But this wasn't what he had in mind.

I didn't have to look it up Toke. I'm fluent since attending the Japanese lessons you provided. Undousuru, Toke-kun.

As his brother rode their bicycle along the lake shore back to their Siam home, Koto laid back, stared at the sky, and wondered to himself if he was the most unfortunate conjoined twin in the world.

WOMAN: I'm not like other girls. MAN: That's alright love, we're all different. WOMAN: But the anime artist that drew me in pencil, forgot to draw me a vagina. MAN: That's OK. I have a rubber.

Now that is what this thread needed... an adult in possession of the facts. Thanks for the excellent definition Hamilton Saint. I must confess that before you brought these tablets of stone to the thread, we were scratching around a little and worshipping false idles(sic). In fact it's a miracle and a testament to those that contributed that it didn't get locked the first time around. Interesting article. Well scotty my boy, my instinct was that atheism and belief systems are mutually exclusive. But given Hamilton Saint's expanded definition, then I can see how they can be consistent. Anyway, got to run. I'm late for work at the vegetarian slaughter house Good thread.

I'd never insult you in that way Toke. But I did ruffle your hair a little, and I might have just playfully pinched your cheek. Anyway, off to watch University Challenge. Got to beat the wife. If you see what I mean.

The nursing home allows me to be online at any time Toke. It's just that as you're only 84% as funny as the bear, I'm not usually moved to post on your threads. But you've excelled yourself with this one. It really is very funny. Really. I'm not patronising you either. Really.

Firstly pap, I'm not lampooning Jeff Le Taxi. In the JLT versus Hypo war, I'm on the side of the capitalist JLT. It's surely up to the buyer to determine,Leslie Crowther-like, if the price is right. We don't need a nanny state to save us from ourselves. Do we? Secondly, love the use of the word frit. My in-laws love saying "It frit me to death". It stirred a deep grammar allergic reaction in me at first, but I'm quite attached to it now.

Warning the seller known as Tokyo-Saint has bad feedback. I once bought a learn Japanese video from him on saintsbay, but when I got it, it was just some soft-porn involving a girl with large breasts and wide eyes. I bet this monitor has pixel burn-in that shows octopus porn and real female nipples when switched off. Z- SELLER, WOULD NEVER BUY FROM AGAIN.

True bear. If she'd only used one of those Japanese Pufferfish-based poisons (Fugu?), then it would have been almost untraceable.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/oral-sex-assassination-plot--1560455 Oral sex 'assassination plot': Woman accused of putting poison in her privates in bid to kill husband Brazilian wife accused of planting toxic substance on her genitals before luring her husband to bed A woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by putting poison in her genitals and then asking him to perform oral sex. The Brazilian wife is accused of planting a toxic substance on her genitals before luring her husband to bed. Reports in the South American country suggest he was ready and willing, and only escaped death because he noticed a strange smell. The curious husband then took his wife to hospital in Sao Jose do Rito Preto to find out the cause of the unusual odour. The alleged attempt on his life was exposed when tests on his wife discovered traces of a poisonous substance down below.

Read his autobiography a few years ago and he does indeed have mental health issues. The alcohol abuse is the manifestation of his other problems IMO. If I recall correctly, he was with a mate that died (or was badly injured) when he was 6 or 7. It left him with ticks and other issues. Football 'saved' him, but the end of his career was always going to surface old demons. Wish him well.

Could it be that one of those teams was involved, but they won the tie and didn't realise that the other team had thrown the match?

I hope he was. Because, that's the excuse he used to touch my balls as a young lad.

So it's me versus the GAY-TEAM. BTW you've forgotten to encrypt your communication GAY-TEAM.