Deppo

I live under a rock at the edge of Boj's garden. No doubt, I'll have to root through his bins for Christmas dinner leftovers again this year. As for clothes, I'm still waiting for him to throw out that well smart bandana so I can have it. It must still be in fashion though, as he's still keeping hold of it. They must have been in fashion for about 7-8 years now?

Cheese Football sandwiches.

Nits!

Chicken & Mushroom Pot Noodle and Tizer.

It's closed for Christmas.

I , too, don't get your point. You clearly didn't read it, yet you have the gall to suggest "the PC crew" won't bother. It didn't say anything about causing offence. In fact, it was more about what Muslims can do to bring them closer to other faiths. A heart-warming tale in the spirit of Christmas, if you will.

92) Farenheit 451, Novel by Ray Bradbury 93) 24 Carat Gold 94) London to Host Overseas Shady Gangs in 2012

I stopped reading it after I read the website masthead. LOL. In fact, I'm not even reading this forum. LOL.

Good shout, mate. Well deserved.

Russ Abbott was nothing without Dustin Gee.

53) 500 P S is a M: 500 Pounds Sterling is a Monkey

That's your opinion.

That said, I liked Adrian Chiles when he was on The One Show.

I don't really have much of a sense of humour and don't understand many jokes that these so-called comedians make.

36) 1 Ar*ehole is From Romsey

He should turn it down on the grounds that it is an honour in the name of the British Empire, which was built on years of slavery, rape and brutality. An Empire that no longer exists, either. How about they make up a new name for all of these honours? Or just award people with the Order of Merit or the Order of the Companions of Honour. Perhaps even Knight of the Commonwealth?

3) The Club Surrenders 1, the Mainboard Reads Doom

13) £1975 = Fitzhugh Fella's Tradeunion Expenses (weekly)

1 bit of bread between 2 penises.

You've had your opinion. I'm allowed mine.

The Trip was excellent. Subtle and funny. Great telly and Coogan at his best.

I've just taken the rib back and bought a £186 beef joint for Christmas Day.

I bought a £51 rib of beef from the butchers for Christmas Day.

The congestion charge is £50 to get into the bustling Charlton area on Sunday (Christmas, eh? ). You need to pay for your access up front. Luckily, I work for Charlton Department of Transport so you can just send me a cheque and I'll sort it out for you.

I'm scared. Are we all going to die?