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Excellent work.

I've reported that post.

Jarvis Cocker in The Good Night and in Harry Potter. Tim Booth in Batman Begins. The various cameos in 24 Hour Party People - Vini Reilly, Howard Devoto, Paul Ryder, Rowetta, Mike Pickering, Mark E Smith, Dave Haslam, Mani, etc. Not a cameo, but Jimmy Cliff in The Harder They Come.

This thread is racist.

Correct.

This happened to me also. I was in Sainsbury's and I spent £200+ on shopping (mainly crisps, fizzy drinks and Pot Noodles. I live alone). When I checked the receipt, it said I'd asked for £30 cashback. I said the cashier that I noticed that there is £30 cashback on the receipt. She said that she'd call a manager as "there must be a fault with the till". The manager came over and he said he couldn't refund that part, just the whole order. I kicked up a bit of a stink in the shop and he said that we could discuss it in his office (I think I'd embarrassed him enough). When we got to his office, he locked the door behind me and two burly security guards came in from a adjoining door. They then held me down, prostrate to the desk and pulled my trousers down. The manager then preceded to rape me, laughing the entire time. I felt really sick, but couldn't move. I began to vomit on his desk. He started scooping the vomit up in his hands and using it as lubricant on my anus. Then, as I felt his member twitch and thought he was going to ejaculate, everything went dark and still and quiet. I thought I'd passed out but had a feeling of consciousness. I wriggled free and found a lighter in my pocket, which I used to get some light in the room. I looked at the manager and the security guards. They were completely still. Their eyes dead. Suddenly, a spark flickered from the manager's ear. I looked inside to see wires. He was a robot! I looked in the security guards' ears too. Robots, both of them. Something must have caused a fault in the system that generates them, I thought. Then, a monitor flicked on in front of me, and a man started talking. I recognised him instantly: Vince Cable. "This is a message to all Commercial Store Manager Bots. I have a message to you from our leader." The screen flicked over and David Cameron appeared, and spoke: "We are ready to go into phase two of Operation Kickstart. We are ready to kickstart the economy to line our pockets and at the expense of the people of this nation. We have already successfully made up most of the deficit through the Cashback Scheme. Now we move onto phase two: Telling People Our Cars Have Broken Down and Can We Borrow a Tenner to Get Home To Somewhere Miles Away? (We Promise We'll Return the Money as Soon as We Get Back)." Then I felt a thud on my head, and the next thing I woke up in hospital. they told me I passed out at the till. But slowly, I remembered...

They came in under the current, largely Tory, government.

Black Mountain - In The Future

And I guess left wing idiots like you are trying to claim that old age and obesity is directly linkied to man made global warming? Exactly! Well summed up Dune. No, you don't understand climate change. Another good point! Those people who claim climate change is man made and exists should just read this post and then shut up.

Can someone explain to me why, if global warming exists, am I sitting here freezing cold? It makes no sense to me.

I was just walking up the shop and I noticed something in a hedge. When I delved deeper I discovered it was a laptop browsing YouPorn.

Cry w*nks?

Poor old dune. He's really trying to make sense of this confusing world the best he can, and then it just throws more confusion back in his face.

You aren't even that daft, dune. He largely posts opinion pieces from various websites and newspapers. The facts that he does post do not prove anything - he infers the rest. That makes it opinion. I could take the same facts and infer the opposite argument. Stop being silly, dune. You're brighter than that. And stop squinnying about abuse. That is a clear sign that you are running into a corner if that is your first defence.

Sold out now. All 1200 gone.

Let's just agree that you are both skewing the facts to suit your arguments.

Saint George is simple.

Why would it be?

I was meant to do that punchline. You're no Ernie Wise.

She's purely a rhetorical wife.

Good on you for taking people's advice, dubai phil.

I asked my wife about this. She just raised her eyebrows at me. If only that had a similar effect down there.

Can we make this thread into a poll? Who would you rather he go to for £10m? Liverpool, for me.

You are getting the hang of this. Excellent tactic. Nobody wants to be thought of as an idiot. Forget the facts, this'll win it for us! I can smell victory!

Better. Much better. You sound more confident now. I just hope that nobody picks up on that last statement about the league being "without question" weaker. People hate it when we pass off opinions as facts.