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Can one of the mods please ban Alpine and Hypochondriac? Thanks.

I agree. I understand that Pastor Niemoller actually wrote that poem as an allegory of football fans being filmed at a football match.

Which T-Bag? This is important.

We should definitely sign him as he is brilliant on Soccer Boss for the Amstrad.

Score more goals than the other team.

I agree. The lighting was all wrong.

It wasn't meant to be funny

Did Markus know that we would start the season with form that would give us 23 points by the end? Maybe he knew we would start next year in L2. Who knows?

The Ribena tasted like sh*t too. I think it must have been Toothkind.

Thankyou.

I think we should just buy somebody, anybody, now so that we can all be a little bit happier.

I didn't read this because it was too long and wordy. Can somebody summarise it in a quicker and more direct way please?

I know someone in the Met, and he said that it was part of Operation Ore.

I was sat near them, and the Liebherrs looked really proud and emotional when the Northam were singing 'F*ck off!' to the police officer. I think it really touched them and made them see what a great set of supporters Saints have.

Ask for a shandy next time Stu. Or a WKD Blue. You'd probably like it - it tastes all fruity!

Outrageous!!

If we carry on this form we will end the season with 23 points. We are on track to be relegated.

I have seen the film and thought this was the best bit.

Referee Gibbs on his summer holidays as a teacher

what is?

I can't get it working. What login name and password are you using?

So she's part of the criminal class is she? They're meant to be a close knit bunch aren't they? Let her other criminal pals look after the dogs and you just enjoy your holiday.

If you don't want to hear bickering about Cortese, why bring it up? You have ruined this thread. I hate you.

Please can you keep us updated like this all afternoon? These kind of details offer something different to the match thread. They make the rest of us feel like we are there.

I was going to go but it's raining, so I think I'll stay in and play some board games. Should I play Pop-Up Pirate or Build A Better Burger?