Lets B Avenue

All our games were on. But legally, Palace and Hull weren't. West Ham and Fulham at home.

Assuming the Jesus Perez managed side (Mopo dosen't do Cup games after all) make it through the play-off round, then the game will be moved to the Sunday anyway. The games against Hull and Everton aren't affected.

Keep the bug gers away from us. Saturday lunchtime games should be made illegal.

"Big Nose" Thompson on SSN gloating over Liverpool's 1st 5 games on Sky. The 6th? Its Everton, so must be on BT. Lallana will be seen coming on in the 75th min every week.

Contador quits tour after crashing.

Wheater 100* out of 196/7. When he came in t 32/5, the Essex commentator on-line said " He really likes batting here. I've seen him get 2 hundreds." He's also signed a 3 year contract extension.

Or 5 on most calendars.

Isn't there thought of playing Rimmington instead of Maxwell at Essex. I thought he bowled well for his debut last night and being an unheralded Aussie, he could well do for us what Hogan does for Glamorgan and Magoffin for Sussex. I'm also going all 5 days to the test, but do not require the parking.

More a case of people hoping they fail, so as they can say "See you should never have left us." I will be doing that for Lallana.

They are a bit too old to help him now. (I know Pirlo would be superb, but it was a joke.)

Didn't realise he was Brazilian.

Help him move house?

He was dropped after the horror show at Palace the previous Monday. HTH (sorry Dunc)

Bambi on ice. I think he has played international footy recently.

I'm going to miss the little translator, with his ever-changing beard/hairstyle combo. Unless?

In a desperate effort to get the thread back on track (we've moved on to 2010/11 FFS) I give you Burnley away, December 2008. After 11 mins we were 3-0 down and they had also hit the bar and KD made two good saves. That first half was up there with the 5 and 6 nil drubbings, for totally inept defending and we should have been 6 or 7 down at the break. On paper the team was too bad and we somehow managed to get 2 back in the second half. http://www1.skysports.com/football/live/match/10091/teams

The new "Uncle Dave".

Its on after Going for Gold.

I'm surprised you've heard of him. He signed in the 2009/10 season, so doesn't apply to this thread.

Are "mates" the new Twitter?

Matt Taylor went to Burnley.

That was 05/06. They lost in the play-offs in 09.

They are ordering pizzas?

Are you sure? 50pts gets you relegated from the 4th Division most seasons. that's more than 1.02 ave.

So says Andrew Strauss. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/kevinpietersen/10948593/Andrew-Strauss-caught-on-microphone-calling-Kevin-Pietersen-the-c-word-via-Sky-broadcast-from-Lords.html