Lets B Avenue

You said 15th or 16th, this time last year.

Garmin-Sharp have a rider called Jack Bauer. There's going to be some deaths!

Try 1899 Hoffenheim. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TSG_1899_Hoffenheim

So if someone gets found guilty of a murder from 1960 or earlier, we can hang them? Cool!

I believe a "WHOOSH" is in order.

Will we see you and your giant foam hand, on the TV?

Because when someone carries out their job, be it a social worker or shop assistant for example, you don't have 30,000 people wearing your name on the back of a shirt, applauding you to your desk, or singing that you make the star salesman look sh ite.

He is obviously coming back to his "spiritual home".

Twitter rumour. Denmark about to be invaded by Sweden.

He is a right back. Remember this? http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/apr/23/manchester-united-beat-chelsea-luke-shaw-transfer-david-moy and from today. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-united/10930515/Luke-Shaws-30m-move-to-Manchester-United-will-have-bad-long-term-impact-says-Paul-Scholes.html

So he will become a "multi millionaire". My point exactly. Would he only get to play in the CL in the next 3 years, unless he left right now. Somehow doubt that. If you don't think Chelsea haven't made any enquiry about him, then your "grasp" really needs checking. Please make sure you are not contradicting yourself again on a different thread.

If he's that desperate to get in the CL, why hasn't he gone to Chelsea/ Man City/ Arsenal/ Liverpool/Celtic/ Bayern/DortmundPSG/Ath. Madrid/Barca/Real etc. Perhaps he's got a really sh ite agent who just got him in the first club that asked him. Or.... he's gone for the one that offered him the most Wonga. I'm not saying its wrong, but save me the pious sanctimony about his career.

No I don't. I believe he went for an obscene salary and that alone.

Please tell me which different competitions Luke Shaw will be playing in next season.

"Don't go to Liverpool FFS. They've got a bloke there who already does that."

It snowed.

Whoever is manager, it wont stop Sturridge having the touch of a rapist in front of goal.

Better have shoulder pads in case Suarez gets peckish in the first game.

He's got the taste for it now.

Never played in a World Cup and even if he had made the 82 squad, he was a Stoke player.

But not the best bite.

Yo-yo country? 17th best in the world?

Rickie might get a start then.

Chop off his goolies.

Suarez has bitten another one.