Lets B Avenue

Worcester lost.

Worcester lost.

191 a.o. Chris Wood career best 5-39. Not enforcing the follow-on.

Only after he had legged it all the way to Liverpool.

Scott Marshall from Arsenal. 2 games. 2 own goals. Never seen again.

Or question ManU's board more for selling him on the cheap? Anyway, I can't see it happening.

It even happens to Man City. Look at their efforts to sign Mangala. It was supposed to be in January, but fell through. Then City announced it last month on their website and showed a video of him signing. Only it didn't happen until this week. Quite unlike Alpine to be impatient.

We will really miss all his goals.

Dagenham 6 Brentford 6. Late equaliser from Harlee Dean. Makes up for the 6 he hasn't defended.

"Come in, Orson."

Actually, its 11 goals. From 47 caps. A lot of them off the bench.

Can you slip some ecstasy into Alpine's coffee when you next see him.

Apart from the absence of capital letters and bold print, I assumed it came from David of Sweden.

You didn't travel to Italy by train with other Saints fans perchance? Have a spot of bother with locals the day after the England v Italy game?

Have it as "changed him overnight" and it scans.

PEDANT ALERT. 5 years ago today, SRL scored on his debut at home to Northampton in the League Cup (or whatever it was called at the time). Doesn't that mean he signed the day before?

Nah, he didn't. 1st half, left hand post. Badger knows I'm right.

Like we did last year?

Will he go up to Isgrove and say "You've changed, Adam"?

I don't think we "hit the post in the dying minutes" as the Spurs fanzine says. I don't think either side had an attack worth mentioning in the entire 2nd half. I remember Tony Funnell's shot that hit the post in the first half, when we were attacking the Archers end and Bally went up and cuffed him round the head. We took it at the time that it was for nearly ruining the "agreed" 0-0 result.

Which "president" have we set, Nick? Bush? Nixon? Amin? I think we should be told.

Perhaps Mr Decidendi considers the term "Aussie" racist?

Oscar Pistorius has sacked his lawyer and appointed Ronny Deila, the Celtic manager, in his place. Said Pistorius. "He has just lost both legs, but somehow got away with it."

Is this the new one with Liam Neeson overacting? Or will there be any snakes?

James at Pom**y Guildhall, Dec 93. Supported by Radiohead. Led Zep. Soton Uni. Jan 73. http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?50982-Led-Zeppelin-at-Southampton-Uni-1973#.U-NgZUYg85s Tubes. Gaumont. May 78. Both nights.