In an episode of "Man About the House" in the 70's, Richard O'Sullivan's character was a Saints fan and was travelling down from London for a home match v. Arsenal, on his moped. One of the girls (Sally Thomsett?) wanted to go and after the inevitable hilarious consequences, they never made it.
On getting home he was told we had lost 4-0. Obviously rubbish as we only ever lost 1-0 to the Gooners at that time. 4-0's were 20 years later, courtesy of Ian Wright.