Lets B Avenue

Lallana gets fined for every freekick and corner he puts on a Saints head. As he's an Everton fan, he got Tim Howard to agree to pay for letting Gaston score.

This sounds eerily familiar. I wore a large hat, upturned collar and read a paper, sat in the stalls, whilst girlfriend and mates kicked lumps out of the security.

Agree with all those and will raise you Palace (team of the 80's) getting dicked 4-1 after being promoted and coming here in October near the top of the league. A Phil Boyer hat-trick.

3-3.

Showed our Captain how to take a corner.

So why did Nige refuse to answer any questions about him, in the press conference. He stated more than once that "an internal inquiry was ongoing." Pity the press didnt come round to your place to hear the facts.

He must be down to "the bare bones."

So you compare the "smug ****" who has 4 promotions on his CV with a dinlo who has 1 season/ 1 relegation on his? Not worthy of your normally astute postings.

What have I told you about using the computer, after being in the pub?

Cant believe this hasnt been picked up on.

At least blame the right person. Guy Askham. The "Devil Incarnate" did not appear until the following October, when he went to his first ever professional football match.

I believe the phrase is... "You're a ****"

Calling StantheMan!!

Actually, the alleged Skate was correct. The "away firms" were always in the Milton. These were the days before all tickets and segregation. If you wernt attending matches in the 60s and 70s dont show up your ignorance. . Feb 1966. my first away game too. What exactly is wrong with his post?

Yes he has. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20096091

Since he never played for Blackburn, that conversation probably never took place. We signed him from Chelsea.

Has he ever lost as much money again to the bookies since that afternoon in Corals, Bitterne Triangle?

I should hope so. The game was still going on.

"No-one at Saints was available for comment when contacted." What the feck were they supposed to comment about?

Shouldn't that be "consumables salesman third"?

The £1.50 charge applies when the ticket is in my pocket, whilst I'm walking away from the box office. I think you should be charged extra for getting an envelope.

They will be saving those for the programme sellers.

I didnt know Jermaine Defoe had been twittering obscenities and racial slurs. Oh. Why the hell didnt he get a game instead of that totally overated tw at, Welbeck then?

Surely his "dream job" would have been those "Sleeping Giants" he used to play for. Especially as Appy is the most wanted manager in Greater Manchester at the moment.

Was that Guly as well?