Lets B Avenue

Bruce Grobbelaar?

Madman.

Not so fast. Barbra Sreisand........was the next song. By Duck Sauce. 15 all.

Not for us he didnt. thanks to Andy feckin Gray and his Dubious Goals Panel. Just realised we can play "Where's Eric?" anywhere. Even in a Medway Sh ithole.

No its not no. Its yes and no. Dont you know. No sh it.

I refer my learned colleague to the excellent tome "In That Number" by Duncan Holley, sometimes of this patch.

Suggest you chaps try the new pub game thats sweeping the nation. (Well Chestnut Ave, anyway.) Where's Eric? Just go into a crowded pub and go up to various blokes and ask if they are a certain Camel-control operator and try and not get hit. Hour of fun. Hamster cheated and used his turns to ask West Indian born ladies.

Stupid little Rodent. The Grey shirts were 6 months earlier, in the 3-1 win under Uncle Dave. You were about as accurate in the "Where's Eric" marathon this evening.

Ali Dia?

I got there at 1.10. No winnebago. No smug bar-steward wearing Tiger's castoffs and no Eastern European sizzler. Tried to contact The Rodent- no answer! Gave up after 15 assuming they hadnt been let out of Polski. Tonight I get a call from Hamster. "Lets go and meet Eric." We now have a new pub game. One with no correct answer, apparently.

Dec 31 1966. Southampton 1 Blackpool 5. Hughie Fisher starred for Blackpool and Ted Bates signed him a few months later.

Perhaps an IMHO was in order. Apart from the fact that the 8th is Easter Sunday, with a game at Palace on the Monday, you also assume SKy will show them both. Sky havent announced any matches and the BBC have about 10 games to show as well.

May have spare ticket for Friday and Saturday.

I can do a great impression of Imran Khan's ex-wife. Jehmima? No. I do her voice as well.

Are you in Dawson's Lodge with the other old biddies then?

The tickets are the same as yours. Therefore, the refund proceedure is the same. However, the 4th and 5th day tickets have no value on them, so no refunds on them.

I bought my first house off Chicken George.

Palace game was a 1-0 win on 27/8/97. Kevin Davies' 1st goal for Saints. Same season and again Davies got the only goal. Monday night game live on Sky. Davies then got crocked by Gary Neville and missed most of the rest of the season.

That was a Saturday game (featured on MOTD) on 18/1/97.

4 overs on Wednesday. 4 on Friday. 1 on Sunday. He must be knac kered! Assume Jones wants to play against his boyos and Danny missed out on Sunday.

Even the ones about your Sister-in-Law?

Even if he hasn't, you are still correct.

Rule 1?

All Australian Test cricketers start their interviews, "Look, ........." It spread during the winter to the likes of Collingwood. No need to look. It's annoying.

So on post no.29 when you called him "a total tw at." Were you infracted? I think we should be told.