Lets B Avenue

Sprouts. Cabbage. Brocoli. Cauliflower. Swede. Not exactly cut out to be a vegitarian, but I do like spinach.

Got to pay for Bryan Robson's services? somehow.

9.15, fall in canal?

Rodent has taken "Extreme Where's Eric?" to new levels. Sir, I salute you.

"I wouldn't trust him to sit the right way on a lavatory seat."

Mate of mine has started drinking brake fluid. Says he can stop anytime.

You lucky, lucky bar-steward, Rodent. They didnt come round the corner to me ol' dears.

Ikeda. And he is Japanese, not Korean. (Cue standard xenophobic remarks).

It was an AWAY match. No wonder he was late home.

Corp. Ho?

Had a dream last night about Gloria Gaynor. First I was afraid.....

Met a girl in a pub last night and she said "Lets go outside and I'll show you a good time". We did and she ran the 100 metres in 9.8seconds.

He thrives on it.

plus porking.

How come there is only one Monopolies Commission?

During the Solent commentary, they asked Tim Tremlett when the Q/F would be and he said that the police do not want a Saturday game as it clashed with Saints v Leeds.

Ian Branfoot. When he was appointed I didnt renew my season ticket. (Should have got my picture taken by The Echo;) ). He stayed for 2+ 1/2 years, so did I miss much?

I think there is quite a bit of over-glamourising the past, going on here. A lot of guff about Saints being a family club. Did being a family mean writing to 20% of you once in the summer, asking for money and then making the rest of you stand out in the open in all weathers. Dont recall any great lines of communication coming from the board during the sixties and seventies and it took until we got to Wembley for a club shop to open and that was pretty limited. Before that, as a kid, if you wanted even a replica shirt, forget it. Ditto tickets for away games. Like others on here, I do not agree with the absence of notice for the changes, but as someone in the 50-60 age bracket, I did not agree with the concession being reduced to 60 in the first place. I respect Andoverian's opinion, but not his rational. It wasn't any better in "the good ol' days" in fact it was a great deal worse.

Could this be the (desperate) work of the Skate tw at, Corp. Ho, who claimed on the Skate Takeover thread that he posted wind-ups under a new disguise?

Perhaps he didnt like paying to park at work?

Graham Baker and PJ Bakker. I'll get my coat as its started raining again.

SFC Car Park Signwriter.

Who is she?

Not if they hit you over the head.

Lumb did his ankle in playing footy an hour before the start. Could be out for a few weeks. Howell was playing for the 2nd XI next door and got the call, just after getting out for 6. As Weston told us, Carberry played in the 2nd XI as well and got 42 in his first knock of the season. In the 20/20, Bates kept wicket brilliantly. 2 catches stood up to Dimi were as expected, but his legside stumping of Bopara off Afridi's quicker one (80mph+) was so good it had the umpire, Nick Cook, applauding.