Lets B Avenue

And who, exactly, plays at Trentham Park? Its a golf club in Stoke.

In our local a few years ago. A punk came in with a multi-coloured mohawk hairstyle. One of our regulars lent over and said "Who's he think he is? Last of the Moroccans?"

Like Farton Park still has?

So as you can post all your ITK info?

4-0 at home. Nick Holmes scored from the halfway line. We then went to the 2nd leg as it was a new ground for us and you never know, we might not play there again or not for years. If only that had been the case. We were awful and they ripped us the proverbial. However, we scored near the end to get it to 3-1 only to concede straight away and again in injury time. 5-1. We've won on away goals. Not in the League Cup. Extra time and on comes 16 year old, Nigel Callaghan and he scores with his 1st touch. A volley from the edge of the box. Cue mayhem. Down comes the fence between the fans. In steam the Saints fans and yours truly gets a chunk of his leg taken by police dog. Final score 7-1 and to celebrate, our coach driver gets lost going home and drives us into Heathrow. "Were on our way to Europe" etc. etc.

The game you didn't go to?

Try and remember the half-time score and the goals this time. Thats if you really go.

Hopefully, the courts will do that for them.

They are now using Indian call centres as well (or instead of). Had a problem with our dish last week and they were very helpful and lucid.

Right foot shot from the edge of the 6 yard box. You wernt there at all, were you?

Err. It was 0-0 at half-time. Also it wasnt a header. Were you really at the match?

Knowing the way The Sun operates, they have probably over-sensationalised some very ordinary quotes from NC and given it more "glamour". Doesn't mean much, apart from giving the sad troll an excuse to open a new packet of razor blades.

Yes. Villa lost.

Tony Funnell hit the post in the 1st half and Bally slapped him. Always assumed that was because of the 0-0 fix.

My late father never encouraged me to cheer on the DFCSB's either.

Not when I went in a couple of weeks ago, trying to get the Leeds one.

I suggest you dont believe it.

So you didn't go to Wembley?

They are at home tomorrow. Not a lot of travelling involved.

Not sure about Windsor. Wasnt Ian McShane's team just called The Saints?

Must wear enormous heels to reach the pedals and see over the wheel.

00101000111000101110110001 to the Southerners.

It takes two.

Street Fighting Man?

Only at 5 o'clock?