Lets B Avenue

Prats that have fog lights on when there is none.

Strange that Tony Fernandes has tweeted that they aren't getting anyone else in today.

Every Friday press conference he gives, prior to an away match, he trots out his standard clichés including this little gem without fail. I was worried that he had forgotten yesterday, but the old trooper didn't let me down. "It's a difficult place to go to." Obviously.

More love from Holloway for Jos, I predict. 2 games, 2 clean sheets.

C'mon Stoke. Hold on!!

Name me a forward who hasn't?

http://www.soccerbase.com/referees/referee.sd?referee_id=138&season_id=134 was kicked off the Elite List after our relegation season. Started it off with the 2 yellows, no red to Barry Ferguson, but look at the other games of ours he did. No wonder we hate him.

Tranmere winning. Skates down to 19th.

They probably know more about the Premier League than most of the twonks on here.

I'd rather they spent the money on a Radio Station.

We better hurry up and get back to 8th. Barking.

Shame that they were all last Saturday.

17 actually. Your "recall" appears to be fecked up this morning.

Where the hell did you get £4million from?

I saw all his goals.

How about £1.5m?

Pavement

4-1 to Wolfsburg on BT ch414

BBC1 Scotland ch.951.

Where has the "Saints accept bid from Swansea" come from?

Following on from the 1984 vintage. Who has the footage of the FA Cup 4th rd.win?

Paul Daniels?

Went every night of the first week. Mate got a bar job for the Friday, which made it much easier to get served and we always stayed on for the lock-ins. Remember the old W. Indian who they got in to play the piano. Great musician, but turned out to be somewhat dodgy for other reason. IIRC

A mate of mine worked for Pompey customs, so we went on the back of his motorbike and parked at the nearby home of one of his colleagues. We queued up to go in only to realise that we were in line for the North stand. Immediately started asking people for spare tickets, in order to get out of the queue. Luckily no-one had any. Got in and stood behind the goal near where that red & white flag was. Several friends got their tickets down there and ended up in the North Stand asking the police to be let into the away section. They claim to have made a profit after collecting the coins thrown at them whilst they were on the track waiting to get through the gate. Typical Customs officers! After the game the two of us were in the crowd being herded towards the station and so we managed to duck down a sidestreet and got back to the house. We were invite in and joined about 30 other "Scummahs" taking refuge. Back home we ended up in The Concorde where we saw Shilts as usual. However, Steve Moran walked in only to be greeted by one of our lot (not me) kissing his feet at the bar.

What about the 90 mins he played against South Africa last Friday? Don't they count?