Lets B Avenue

Are you ok with teabagging?

What!! And miss our opening group games in the Champions League?

At least he can thank Brendon for making him the player he has become.

Are you quite new to this mongboard lark?

Even when we lose 1-0.

Aguero misses one in Barcelona. Even good players can. Should have trundled it down the middle.

I've got a MA and a Pa. Beat you. That's a hell of a lot of retakes. Bet you stood out in the class photos.

You continually post the biggest heap of sh ite on here, which, in view of the competition, is a great effort.

Mansbridge Infants Mansbridge Juniors KES Richard Tauntons (6th form) University of Life (failed).

What an ugly fecker that would be.

We lost to Leicester on a Monday night and Nugent scored. Think you might mean Coventry.

I expect we have already agreed to pay him £120k a week.

Not a patch on last summer's.

"How fit do you think Eva Carneiro is?"

At a guess, "LOL".

http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Ay_caramba!

Only in winding-up proceedings.

Extra-time? Shame.

"Oh, you said 'Puck'. Sorry"

Hope he doesn't try to go home on the tube.

Great day today with my mates horse, Dodging Bullets, winning me a healthy sum in the Champion Chase, along with a late pick of Aux Ptits Soins romping in at 9/1.

What an idiot he is. Everyone knows it was Markus who signed SRL.

Back to your "Alpine-Lite" persona, I see.

Gardos was an unused sub. So to blame him for not getting out of those nice, comfortable seats, take off his tracksuit, run down the track, get on the pitch unseen by the officials (well at least the 4th, as Pawson wouldn't have had a feckin clue), does appear to be a tad harsh. Or are you just talking more sh it again?

Craig Pawson held up the electronic board, last night, in a most proficient manner. I would suggest he sticks to doing that every week.